Every mangaka should be legally mandated to end their romance series with a doujinshi showing the characters having sweaty bed breaking sex.
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if you try to cope with your childhood trauma by pouring it into art and then post it publicly on the internet, someone will turn it into le hecking wholesome version and people are going to spam reddit reaction images under it
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*police lights flashing behind you* GO HOME AND JERK OFF YOU NEED TO GO HOME AND JERK OFF NOW
Instead of public bathrooms, they should build more ‘public plaprooms’ where you can plap plapmeat in public.
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doctor says i’m corpsebait im basically zombie edging him, im barely even legally considered alive. he’s mad. i didn’t know. :(
Smoking a fantastic blunt and blowing it into your babies face. What’s the worst that can happen? Honestly. And if you have a problem with it, you should do something about it. Pussy.
Quitting Xitter did nothing to help the emptiness I feel in my heart nor my chronic porn addiction. So I’m back now, hooray 🤗
I think I really am going ghost for a while, it's been fun Xitter, I'll probably be back at some point, maybe.













