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perpetually disappointed by people

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Joined July 2011
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Received a trick-or-treater Uptown. Haven't had a single one in years and had no candy to give. Batteries? Disposable poncho? Dog treats? Go-cups?
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Well... didn't expect a trick of a letter from Cigna informing us they may drop the entire LCMC system from their coverage. Guess I'll treat my doc to cash pay visits!
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LEGEND
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Spouse is WFH, looking to change jobs. All listings require fiber only. No wi-fi, satellite, or dial-up. We live IN New Orleans near Tulane and don't have fiber, yet. A student was declined a FOH job (Nov start) because of a broken finger. The job market is a joke.
The Punch Yourself In The Face Economy (@PunchTheEconomy) profile pictureThe Punch Yourself In The Face Economy@PunchTheEconomyOct 28
We're living in an economy where a guy with a master's degree is delivering groceries to a 22-year-old who made $4 million filming himself screaming at video games. And we're still telling kids to study hard.
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Why does everyone hate Noah Wylie? I don't find him People's Sexiest, so neither here nor there, but everyone is 🤬. So, someone 'plain it for me.
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Reader, where are we wearing this "going out look"? My definition of going out is listed in a different dictionary than the A to Z's is. But, I'm cool with this Fit.
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Wild idea @NFL , the Super Bowl Halftime one big @kellyclarkson Kellyoke. Multiple genres represented, every song live, every song NAILED, !energy!, universally loved (except by yk who 🤭), not tied to an album release, just a damn 🎤🎶SHOW🎶
Enty (@entylawyer) profile pictureEnty
@entylawyerOct 20
October 20, 2026 Blind Item #10 The sports league always says yes to the permanent A list rapper, but this was a hard sell. So, his wife was thrown into the package too. Oh, and the female piano playing singer.
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Even the dictionary being petty.
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 20
Merriam-Webster's Word of the Year should be 'dictionary.'
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Hayden Perilloux I’ve got your debit, credit cards and drivers license at the Saints game. Hit me up so I can get them back to you. X, do your thing! #Saints #WHODAT
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Michael's is starting to put Valentine's Day merchandise out. 🎃 and 🦃 is on sale. 🌲is barely out, but yep, an end cap of 🩷 Day merch.
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And this one. Hoarding for the win!
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Spouse is a P1 and that damn ad runs CONSTANTLY on @TheTicketDallas It's my favorite part of his WFH since we moved from TX almost 10 years ago 😵‍💫
Nostalgic 90s (@90stalgic) profile pictureNostalgic 90s
@90stalgicOct 1
Does your brain ever randomly hit you with the “Oh-oh-oh, O’Reilly Auto Parts” out of nowhere?
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well, if we lose tomorrow, it won't be because we didn't tweet like a bunch of annoying assholes all week gbo
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82Sep 24
Interviewer: I’m sorry, we won’t be offering you the position Me: {full seafood boil on the table} was it the seafood boil? Interviewer: It was the seafood boil
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Mario Lopez
@mariolopezvivaSep 24
Gen X holding it down!
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New Orleans Saints (@Saints) profile picture
New Orleans Saints
@SaintsSep 19
Kamara contest 👀 RT for a chance to win an AK autographed sideline hat! #Saints | Rules: neworlns.co/AKHat
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My patience, Willpower against chips + salsa, @Saints fans 🖤💛 for Goodell + NFL referees, Enough glitter to really aggravate 'that' coworker, Teeny tiny picture of my doggies
♚WestKing♚👑♛ (@IkennaO351) profile picture♚WestKing♚👑♛
@IkennaO351Sep 17
Name one thing you could fit inside this bag
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This is why they wanted to drain the swamp. Can't trust those damn nutria.
Shannon (@gardengirl125) profile pictureShannon
@gardengirl125Sep 15
I had no idea so many people being sexually assaulted by animals were denied a chance at becoming an FBI agent. That’s awful 😱
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Really Saints? Is this how we're starting our season? #whodatnation
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Pete Buttigieg
@PeteButtigiegSep 12
L’Shanah Tovah to everyone celebrating the first night of Rosh Hashanah. Wishing you a sweet New Year filled with peace, happiness, and prosperity.
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