Part-time smart-ass. Full-time degenerate.

Joined February 2011
Got his kid a job and left smh
BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.
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Why does @Banks exclusively dress like he’s going to a house party in 2009?
I regret to inform you that Banks has dropped the worst video of 2026
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2016 is 1% complete.
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Nikita doesn’t understand the concept of *not* tweeting for a living and actually doing work 😭 bro broke X like 12 times since taking over
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Real or fake-out?
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So trenches are kinda hot rn hmmmm
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gboop 🫡
Sharing a personal update: I am stepping back into an advisory role at @boopdotfun as I go back to my roots to take on a new endeavour. I will be passing the project over to the capable hands of @bakraparty, who will be leading the project going forward.
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these tg fake accounts that are impersonating ct people have apparently been trying to meet up with people irl. be careful
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I was supposed to be splurging millions from the $mask airdrop on Coinbase nfts by now
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The @UmbraPrivacy account has been hacked. Do not interact with any tweets from the account, or click any links.
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This is now the second longest World Series game ever. In 121 years.
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Made it into the screenshot 👀
$285 MILLION COMMITTED TO MEGAETH IN ONLY 2 HOURS The MegaETH public sale has been open for 2 hours so far - it is already oversubscribed by more than 5x. 819 addresses committed the max amount, sending $186,282 USDT to MegaETH’s sale address.
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Maybe the 11/5 sell was for our longs getting liquidated again
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We are all so fucking lucky. We are the luckiest mfers in history. You can fly anywhere on Earth in less than 24 hours. Your great-grandfather died within 50 miles of his birthplace. You can talk to anyone alive from your pocket, for free. You can start a business from your toilet. You can learn ANYTHING, instantly, for free. Nearly everyone before you died young, never left their village, had three career options. They’d sell their fucking souls for ONE DAY of your life. Travel the world. Make friends. Build cool shit. Enjoy it. We won the lottery. You can just do things. So go do them. Plan later what. Fortune favors the fast.
Life is fucking electric bro. Don't fall for the doomer shit.
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[ ZOOMER ] COINBASE.ETH ACQUIRES COBIE'S UPONLY NFT FOR $25M, MEANING UPONLY WILL BE RETURNING FOR ANOTHER SEASON: ONCHAIN
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gonna tell my grandkids this was @cobie
mom videotaped her son buying a MILLION bitcoins for $1,000 back in 2010 hope he kept it😅
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i started my company in 2019 2 years in had no money and every reason in the world to give up but i didn’t… hit $50m in q3 2025 and approaching $100m in q4 2025 now it’s on for life…i will never financially recover from these losses
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Just unlocked my Gas ID via ETHGas 🪪 I'm a Legendary Jack with 63.8479 ETH spent on gas since Beacon Chain - now fueling my climb to the Gasless Future and earned 4000 Beans already. Reveal yours at ethgas.com/community/gas-rep…
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i told these guys offering unlimited free GPT-5, Sonnet 4.5 & Gemini Pro coding agents is crazy that they were lighting my investment on fire somebody is paying for these tokens <== me
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This app has literally turned into live leak #iykyk
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