I need to relax.

Joined October 2012
New episode of “Most Unlikely” out wherever you listen to podcasts! The first draft of this episode got torn to shit because @friendshipclubb put too many pedophile jokes in it. Listen to see how the final version lands!
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New rom-com podcast series written by @friendshipclubb and it’s so damn funny, go listen where you get podcasts!
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What is the need for this much police presence other than to intimidate and/or fuck up innocent protestors
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Had an incredible week of shows with @alilucomedy, thank you so much to the @B4Fest for having us up! Can’t wait to come back!
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Celebrating a year of being engaged by eating shit at an open mic at an empty bar
Omg I’m marrying a guy I met at an open mic. Fuck.
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Grateful for an incredible disco biscuits show in LA last night. Even more grateful for @alilucomedy being able to replace all the shitty pictures I take “How did you even graduate from film school?”
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All smiles! You can’t even tell she was puked on. Twice!
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Asked a family member visiting LA if they wanted to come to this show tomorrow and they said no. Come have some laughs or I might cry!
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Phish tour starts today and I’m on the other side of the country. It’s a bummer to not catch any shows this year, but I’ll just pretend like I’m in the car with my friends again headed to the lot
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In case you were wondering what @alilucomedy writes in her notebook before a set
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So grateful for a week of amazing shows with my best friend. Even more grateful to spend every day with her. Happy birthday @alilucomedy, I love you!
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It’s an honor to open for this dude
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Getting ready to hit the road with my favorite road trip buddy @alilucomedy to do shows together with @thisismaryjane_ and Mike Glazer! Thank you to @weedandgrub for having us out for a week of fun!