
im saph!!!!!!!!!!!! dogwomanfailure washingtonian #Seahawks #DetroitBasketball CH77 DH11 💜 @elenaknowsball
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i just made the account and its not gonna be fully set up for a while but im gonna be moving to @saphcolonthree so i recommend following :3
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
if you flip your phone upside down, if looks like he's bravely carrying the weight of an entire cabinet on his back. so heroic
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
Partial Seahawks Friday Injury Report for Arizona
OUT
Leonard Williams
Rashid Shaheed
Quenton Nelson (minor surgery, no IR)
Uchenna Nwosu
Sam Darnold
Grey Zabel will go back to left and Anthony Bradford to right.
Will get the full report up asap
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
Wanna know why young people are livid?
Imagine they froze the NBA draft… no Wemby, no Cooper Flagg, no Caleb Wilson, Peterson, Boozer etc.
Those guys can’t find an NBA job. Can’t get an interview. Can’t get past AI screening.
“Not enough experience.” “We hired Bronny James.” “Andre Drummond went to college and has 12 years experience. Sorry Wemby.”
The 20 years of life’s work… the promises of a meritocracy that rewards hard work and aptitude… an illusion.
Wemby’s working a construction gig and 3 other jobs to make ends meet. Wondering why he can’t have the trajectory of Wilt, Kareem, etc… who he knows he’s every bit capable.
Andre Drummond gets richer and richer, while Wemby is out here with Ballsacksports on the line as a cook.
Ballsacksports says, “You’re better than all these guys.”
Wemby knocks his head on the heat lamp, sweating profusely, sweat glistening on his beautiful forehead, and says, “I dropped 232 in a pro-am league yesterday after my 16 hour shift, but Rob Pelinka thinks there’s no proof that I’m not just another Thon Maker…. Says he wants eight years experience.”
Cooper Flagg joins the shift. Came in on his bike to work his 6th double of the week. Says he stays off social media. Kyle Kuzma tweeted “just work harder like Drummond and I did, the economy is not that bad.”
Yaxel gets ready to clock out. Takes off his apron. Shouts to Wemby, “why don’t we just start promoting gambling and prediction markets? All the rich NBA guys do it.”
Wemby responds, “That’s unethical. It’s damaging to the youth.”
Yaxel retorts, “but it’s easy money. We’re out here doing productive jobs for society. We can’t afford health insurance, housing, rent, groceries… we can’t afford life, and yet we’re working 60 hours a week. My physical and mental health are in the gutter. I’ve got 120k in student loans.”
Wemby takes a deep breath…. Sweat still glistening on his beautiful forehead. He pauses, and says, “We’ll find a way… but we won’t go that way. We must not give up the good fight, even if it costs us the little comfort we could have.”
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
Megatron went for 1964 and 5 TDs in 2012 on 770 routes
JSN has ran exactly 770 routes since 2025 and he’s at 2778 yards and 19 TDs
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
Henderson's illness may be related to 'adversity'
nbcsports.com/fantasy/footba…
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
Today is Tsunami Awareness Day. Tsunamis happen in Washington. Now you are aware.
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
Seahawks OC cycles:
Year 0/1: Mike is hired late in the cycle and is left with no good candidates. Hires Grubb.
Year 1/2: Miss the playoffs. Fire Grubb and had a full candidate pool. Hired Kubiak.
Year 2/3: Win Super Bowl. Kubiak leaves. Late hiring cycle. Few good candidates left and hired Fleury.
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
i'm not misunderstanding the washington one, am i? that actually makes it so that all children wanting to play school sports must provide a fucking doctors' letter verifying their "biological sex"? legit a genital check bill and it's gonna pass in so-called "woke" washington lol
ralsaph (4-4) retweeted
blue wave is fun until a deep blue state (WA) is voting to pass an initiative that bans trans girls from playing school sports and subjects girls to genital checks to verify they arent trans before they are allowed to play.
RT @hawkblogger: Sam Darnold is OUT this week with a quad injury.
Drew Lock will start. Jalen Milroe will back up. IR is not expected for…






























