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just under 2 months until i get gay married and i’m trying to slip as many @cmatbaby songs into our reception playlist as possible before my partner notices
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when @AnnieDirusso hits that high note in ‘it’s good to be hot in the summer’… whew boy 🥵
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first of all there are a couple songs I left off my playlist. let me be clear, the new charley bliss lp is a stunning return to form
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studying the female anatomy
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bored of the discourse? maybe you should all chill and stream ‘broke and gay’ by @ItsDearly 😳
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viral mode activated
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"BACK THERE NOW" IS OUT....THERE NOW!!!! 😈😈😈 BUCKLE UP!!!! CB IS BACK!!!!!!! stream now and buy tickets to the forever and ever tour💘💘💘: linktr.ee/charlybliss
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Which Pokémon has the smallest bladder? Farfetch’d — he takes a leek everywhere he goes! lol This joke was brought to you by Peeing™. Peeing: try to do it every day.
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Save us snoopy…save us
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wuthering heights from kentish town forum !! i've wanted to do this since i was about 14 years old. watch on youtube below. thank u @katebush for paving the way for artists to cuntrify music in 2024 x x youtu.be/WlP9JYASFzg
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Sufjan??
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i didnt realise it was ILLEGAL to have a HUGE ASS !!!! i am GUILTY as CHARGED it is time to lock me up and throw away THE KEY!!!!! by the way i am an award winning songwriter that has released two albums which were received to ‘universal acclaim’
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I’m scared by how much I’ve listened to ‘Aw, Shoot’ by CMAT
Aw, Shoot! OUT NOW!! a cuntry song about drinking three bottles a wine a day and completely losing my mind, from dangerously prolonged lack of human contact. but we got a banger out of it !! enjoy
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every one please turn your phones to airplane mode when I enter the room or my neuralink will go haywire and ill bust in my jeans thank you
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aahhhhh lads it’s happening
🌖 A milestone A millstone A molehill to die upon 🔴🔴🔴🌑🔴🔴🔴🔴
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We could not be more thrilled to announce our third album “FOREVER” out August 16th, available for pre-order with merch bundle NOW. This is the purest distillation of everything Charly Bliss. CB FOREVER ∞
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there are people using their one precious life to go on the internet and slag off The Greatest Living Songwriter over her supposed weight loss/gain. maybe develop a skillset for something else other than microanalysing the appearance of women’s bodies! you’re going to die one day
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