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Coach B

@bartimus58

Father of two, husband to Meg.

Joined September 2012
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Replying to @TMobile
@TMobile CSR, “We don’t have the ability to cancel services real time, it will have to go through a billing cycle, but let me set that up to shut off at midnight.” So which is it?
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Apparently I’ve been paying for two phones that haven’t had a phone number since January. What have I been paying for?
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Dog house is finally done.
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Tonight my son had a total meltdown after losing his soccer game (He’s 5). I carried him to the truck, didn’t react. As we were heading home he says his team lost because of him. Imagine the weight our teenagers are carrying. Be patient with them too.
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If you’re the smartest guy in the room, you’re in the wrong room.
Coach Cluley (@Coach_Cluley) profile pictureCoach Cluley@Coach_Cluley30 Apr 2022
“Head coach” is just a title - the staff you surround yourself with determines your success!!
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Name the worst show/movie your kids have watched recently. I’ll start, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 #terriblechildrenshows
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Somehow I got talked into coaching my daughters 8U soccer team. Just had our first practice. What a circus.
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The post holding up the covered patio is sinking. It sunk about 3 inches. The bottoms right photo is from today. It’s raising itself. What is happening?
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Thinking of offering $1k.
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Read it every time in practice. 0-5 in game.
Dustin Mills (@dustinwmills) profile pictureDustin Mills@dustinwmills26 Mar 2022
Replying to @CoachTManes
“No coach, I read the play.”
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Went for a 2 mile run for the first time in 2 years. The 30 extra pounds didn’t help.
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This gets called for defenseless player in football.
Swanky Wolverine (@swankywolverine) profile pictureSwanky Wolverine
@swankywolverine25 Mar 2022
Yeah this looks legal smh
I’ve reached ultimate #dad status. I now have a jar full of random screws, bolts and nuts.
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Are we still pinching people for not wearing green today?
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This just popped up for a high school down the street. It is not from the @TheBabylonBee
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My brother just sent me this doorbell cam video of his son. Caught With His Pants Down youtu.be/NLY9IjgSyIo via @YouTube
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Proof that data can be used to prove a narrative. Even if the data as a whole doesn’t.
DCCC (@dccc) profile pictureDCCC
@dccc2 Dec 2021
Thanks, @JoeBiden.
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Congrats @Matthew_Mason5
Lloyd (@TheCoachCurly1) profile pictureLloyd
@TheCoachCurly126 Feb 2022
Happy to announce @Matthew_Mason5 has committed to @BriarCliffFB. Thank you to @ZacCunha_16 and @CoachLaDage and entire program being such a class act.Thank you to @TheCoachLong @bartimus58 for the last couple years. it takes a village. @randyfasani @MooseB90
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Happy to announce @Matthew_Mason5 has committed to @BriarCliffFB. Thank you to @ZacCunha_16 and @CoachLaDage and entire program being such a class act.Thank you to @TheCoachLong @bartimus58 for the last couple years. it takes a village. @randyfasani @MooseB90
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“YoU kNeW wHaT yOu WeRe SiGnInG uP fOr!”
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Can I also get back pay for not watching the last 15 years?
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