Shoutout to the guy in front of me at subway on tinder while his wife is right next to him #savage #swiperight
Nothing like cutting the grass in my new balances #TotalDadMove
Current music at the gym- a middle school boy who's parents don't understand him #screamo
Shoutout to the person rippin a cig outside the gym glad to see your making a lot of healthy changes in your life
Westfield has strict rules for spring fest this weekend , yeah like a fucking petting zoo is going to get out of hand #zoovsWsu
Star spangled banner could not have been worse at the lakers game #mamba



