I work on APM at Elastic. Child masquerading as adult. https://xitter.gq/t.co/lrtEk0kcvG (Because base ten is just too boring) https://xitter.gq/t.co/cbBfTQBEpY
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As we witness this free-fall just remember: he thought everything that is happening now would be _better for him_ than whatever would have come out in discovery if the lawsuit moved forward.
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Elastic APM seamlessly surfaces the logs and metrics tied to application traces to speed up root cause analysis. Join @kjaymiller and Principal Software Engineer @basepi tomorrow as we take a look at how we can leverage Elastic APM in the Python space → go.es.io/3me6flg
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My 19-year ride at American Greetings has come to a close. If you’d like to employ a 2-decade Python veteran, O’Reilly author, conference speaker/tutorial presenter, REST and security nerd, manager, mentor, and catalyst/culture hacker in CLE or remote, drop me a line!
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For those attending SCALE, we have a Birds of a Feather session at 7:00 pm in Ballroom A on Saturday March 9th focused on Hubble. Come join us for informal discussions. We'd love to hear your feedback! #SCALE17x
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Shout out to @mdcolceag who spoke about #HubbleStack at the Bucharest DevOps Meetup!
Video: facebook.com/secespresso/vid…
Slides: docs.google.com/presentation…
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Podcast alert: Hear our @basepi talk about his work on @Hubblestack and more on @FLOSSWeekly - overcast.fm/+B1kASMk0Y
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Startups: Remote teams are too hard.
Also Startups: Let's build our entire business on open source libraries made by people in different parts of the globe collaborating without ever meeting in person.
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How dare the surviving victims of our wilful privileging of guns over the lives of children confront us with the moral consequences of our blindly ideological decisions? xitter.gq/mmfa/status/9661354227…
Tucker Carlson complains about the "moral blackmail" of student survivors speaking out about gun violence mm4a.org/Znu
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Dudes can benefit from clear advice for how to be more inclusive at work. Good tips from Erika and her Tweeps. xitter.gq/mulegirl/status/965718…
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Colton Myers retweeted
Here are a few thoughts on the role that liberal fatalism on gun politics plays in our country's failure to stop the killing.
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Today, in a room full of kids, a brave young man stood up and, holding back emotion, told me he’s afraid to go to school. Then one by one the kids told of guns they’d seen at their schools.
These kids think the “grown ups” running America are insane.
I’m with the kids.
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"If we ban guns they will just find another way."
Then let them find another way. Let them try to kill dozens in a matter of minutes with a goddamn butter knife. Let them hurl stones. Let's force mass murders to get creative as hell. Because I'm tired of it being easy for them.
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Radia Perlman told the perfect story about how engineers come up with solutions before understanding the problem:
"When my son was 3, he came to me crying 'my hand! my hand!'
I started kissing it. *mwah* *mwah* *mwah* 'Tell me what happened...'
'I got pee on it.'"
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At @PayPal the first female hire was the 100th employee, because they asked "Are we hiring the best people we know?"
At @Affirm a female was the 4th employee - they asked "Are we hiring the best people we DON'T know?"
Lessons on conscious hiring from @mlevchin
#StartupGrind