i am the captain now🐝🇵🇦🇩🇪

not 3 of my coworkers being drunk and making a bet on whose phone call id answer or who id call back first (It was Hope, she’s my work wife. My bf was betting on Stephen.)

I stole some of his furniture today bc we’re both moving and he needed to get rid of stuff but I on the other hand very much need stuff He kept talking about how sad he was about having to leave our store Pls don’t take him from me

baby girl is a giant vicious monster at almost 6 months now 🖤 my little sun god Nika, my lil warrior of liberation and symbol of freedom

hot milk duck at my job!! (I still can’t believe I got breathing underwater on the playlist)

Can’t believe bro outed me like this fr

anyway I got a puppy, meet my gorgeous lil girl Nika

Looks like I’m getting my shot money back + some LMAOOO

My dad was getting hit on in the tattoo shop and the artist could tell he was uncomfortable chilling in the lobby and loudly pronounced that he needed him there; not for my moral support, but for his as he tattooed his daughter. Shoutout to Dyl. Dope tat and saved my dad LMAO

The dj at the dive bar next to my bar proposed to me and my buddy Kaleb tonight because we got way too into dad rock karaoke Here’s Kaleb and I singing Higher followed by the dj and I trading bracelets

my coworkers reaction to me screaming at our other coworker about a fictional whale