professional third wheel. #freepalestine 🇵🇸

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Local 36 year old woman has not a single pen in her entire apt
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Gawd denver twitter yall are so uptight
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Brewers winning the 2026 World Series would close the portal to hell that was opened when the Cubs won the 2016 World Series. And that’s why you should root for them
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who wants to do this at dom dolla on saturday
couples costume at yanamaste on friday
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I am once again asking if colorado turns their clocks back this saturday
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well ill actually be in chicago but
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i only have 2 more days of work this week
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forgot about this lol
The other day my co worker said i shouldn’t have any leopard print (in reference to a hair tie lol) and that “leopard print was designed by the patriarchy to control women, haven’t you ever heard of MK ultra?” And i was left speechless can anyone confirm
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happy to announce that I've decided to become permanently silent and morose
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What even is that podcast about why is there so many people involved why would trisha paytas opinions on it be wanted who is the audience of these people
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Everyone breaks my heart. Everything breaks my heart. I walk around w a broken heart all the time and I can feel it bleeding!
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lol almost ytd but still feeling the same
i would love to be considered sometime
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Once you realize that there’s quite literally nothing you could possibly need in TJ Maxx and Home Goods, that’s when the shopaholic healings begin
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i saw you on 6th avenue drinking a coors banquet and you paid me no mind
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what cemeteries are on the train lines in chicago
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count your fucking days rob thomas
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Yes come get your baddies chain
Can I wear a juicy couture sweatsuit with a tank top under the jacket to my bosses Halloween party or no
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dudes be like by the way im a hobbyist boudoir photographer and if you ever wanted to organize some sort of shoot where youre on the ground legs open cunt up hands tied behind you apple in your mouth like a roast hog then id be happy to do that for free!
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Living alone is fine. So it might take a little longer for someone to discover your body should you expire during one of your long stretches of solitude, no big deal. That’s the cost of freedom
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I am so glad cilantro tastes delicious to me
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