Baz

I like when you bite into bacon and the juice melts in your mouth.

Channeling my inner Newsy today.

My #zombie birthday party was a success!!

Talking to @fox12oregon about my #zombie bday party and invite to @MayorPDX - watch for it air tonight at 10pm!!

I'm gonna bring five bucks to school and give it to the kid who creeps me out and tell him to stop being creepy.

Sometimes I think about stuff in my head, like...lady with no boobs, man with no underwear, leafboy. I thought about that one for two hours.

When you have the face of a tiger and body of a monkey, poop comes out of your head and pee comes out of your left hand. It's pretty cool.

Everyone should have a #pink #golf club in their life.

When I grow up I'm going to be a wrestler. So I better start lifting weights, because right now I can only do 2s.

I asked Siri for her number & bday & address but she wouldn't give it to me then we just argued & argued & argued. She's my new best friend.

💯 for life, kindergarten-style.

There's more to life than just electronics. There's also food.

Fun trick: if your mom makes you go shopping with her, walk up to mannequins, look them up and down and say, "you look nice, baby."

In a world...where boys are men and men are man-babies and girls are women and women are little girls....watch more on the next episode.

Noodles. vine.co/v/OwMIgxHQ5xn

Knock knock? Who's there? Interrupting Hippie. #funny #kid #jokes

Mexican-themed hotel that only serves tacos: The Tacotel.