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Joined March 2011
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I say we keep this one. But it’s funded only by PPV matches.
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Two dudes that never beat Alabama
“I’m so f***ing disappointed, bro... EMBARRASSING.” 😤 Jarvis Landry & Leonard Fournette react to LSU’s 31-13 loss to Alabama in Death Valley 🐯 ❓ Is Sam Leavitt really the guy? 🗣️ Bama’s coach talking trash on OUR field Full episode 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=OO6zMLzO…
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Play this video at my funeral… no I’m not kidding
Alabama 31 LSU 13 An absolutely embarrassing, gutless performance from the Tigers T-Bob is disgusted
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Host of Locked on LSU @MattMoscona made some BOLD comments earlier in the week that are sure to come back to bite him. 😳 “LSU has the better roster.” 🤨 “LSU has the better coach.” 🤨 “LSU has the better quarterback.” 🤨
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STATEMENT win by Alabama • Losing the last 2/3 • Going on the road in Death Valley • All of the noise after getting ranked 5th Big time win!!
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Yo, who has Kane Womack’s number?? Got a few words about the soft zone he’s hellbent on playing….despite irrefutable data
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But but… all cultures are equal 😂🙄
Dikidikini village in Eastern Cape, South Africa, doesn't have a bridge, so people cross the river inside a blue plastic drum!! This is so fkd up Writer: Ian
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You just proved you a bitch And Saban didn’t accept no bitches
Nick Saban told @_fournette “We want you, but we don’t NEED you” 😳
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This reaction all these years later tells you exactly why it didn’t work out
Nick Saban told @_fournette “We want you, but we don’t NEED you” 😳
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You’re retarded
THE WAR IN IRAN WAS AND IS NECESSARY 🇺🇸
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Rob Schneider has previously been against the Iran War and demanded the following: "NO WAR WITH IRAN! NO WAR WITH IRAN! NO WAR WITH IRAN!" x.com/RobSchneider/s… x.com/Thiss_Youu/sta…
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“Hell yeah we running FOUR verts on 3rd and 3 now” - Ryan Grubb
NEW: Alabama WR Ryan Coleman-Williams is currently expected to play against LSU on Saturday, @PeteNakos and @Clowfb report. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Just remember, Republicans in the Beltway knew from day one this war would cost the mid-terms, and well beyond. Zero doubt. They knew the trade-off. And they chose to do it anyway, because war is profitable and they wanted it more than they wanted your vote.
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Hey MAGA peeps. Stop listening to faggots. (Also elections are not real)
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We have just the candidate for you, @FSUFootball
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Bama 2010-12; ‘16 & ‘20 Would have made a great game against the worst NFL team in their respective times That’s the entire list (maybe LSU 2019)
Maybe a dumb question, but how would a college football team do against an NFL team? Like if the Denver Broncos played one of the best college teams in the country, would the college team get completely destroyed?
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“Everybody’s practicing less, and getting injured more” Kirby knows This is a downside in the NIL era “Toughness” will continue to wither because players have to protect their own value These players don’t have the pressures and anxieties of making it to the NFL because they’re already “making it” Now with a market of 130+ teams, not 32 And agents are in their ear telling them the same things we were/are told in the NFL Never risk injuring the asset that makes you money
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I’m never deleting twitter 😭😭 yall gonna have to pry this app from my cold dead hands
Brian Kelly hearing the news that the Florida State job is open
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I believe someone tried to warn yall. But yall said he was scared of NIL and quit.
Late night tweet: College football seems like its at some sort of weird inflection point. Half empty stadiums. Season success solely defined by the plauoff. Roster churn has made even well-coached teams sloppy Not sure the sport is in a better place than it was 5 years ago🤷‍♂️
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Another nail in the coffin for the case against Brian Cole Jr. TLDR: the alligator clips were crimped using a special tool and with a level of sophistication Brian Cole Jr does not possess. Also, these are not the style of alligator clips Brian Cole Jr. could have purchased locally. Finally, the clips the FBI alleges he did purchase were acquired after January 6, 2021. Free Brian Cole Jr.!
🚨EXCLUSIVE REPORT🧵 - It is highly unlikely that Brian Cole Jr. could have acquired the specialized alligator clips used by the J5 bomber, which are rare and not sold by major retailers like Home Depot, Lowes, or Walmart. Especially not without an online credit card purchase history. We can see from the @FBI Lab Analysis (linked in comments) that the construction was hurried and sloppy, yet used professional tools and still showed the habits of someone who knows how to professionally “strip, loop, and crimp” the wires for alligator clips. (More in comments below.⬇️) *Video production by @accabbat* #FreeBrianColeJr
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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If voting was a trash can
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