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Before road trips my mom would go down to the AAA office and they would print out a personalized pamphlet of maps to follow. While she drove I would follow the maps and call out where to turn. Seems so cumbersome now. 😂

"A Mermaid" by John William Waterhouse, 1900. 🎨🧜‍♀️

Shun Monday and flee into the forest.

Insulating foam is used to make this bathroom look like it's in a cave. From the book "Living for Today" by Karen Fisher, 1972. 🛀

The Princess Out of School by Edward Robert Hughes, ~1901. 🎨

The Wacky Book of Witches, written by Hank Moore and illustrated by Paul Harrison, 1993. 🧙‍♀️🐈‍⬛

Me trying to remember somebody's name moments after they introduced themselves.

#NW Natural Born Killers (1994)

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Women, if an inc3l is harassing you, just @ me and I'll go dunk on him. 😈

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The black cashier lady at the gas station was beaming this morning. I know we were happy for the same reason. Have a bluetiful day! 💙

The American people have spoken. Ohio is going to become a state.

I'm giving each and every one of you a little virtual forehead kiss. 😘🌊