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You’re 8 years old.
Your 3rd grade class orders chinese food & your father delivers it. You are so excited to see your pops in school. He’s your hero. But apparently other kids don’t think he’s so cool. They laugh at him and mimic his accent. You don’t want to be Chinese anymore.
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Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.
We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.
