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i be so lucked up 🍀

South Carolina, USA
Joined March 2010
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it’s a doggy dog world 🐾🌎
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i’m not going to Two Notch Road at night y’all got it. see y’all tomorrow on Main Street. 🤣
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Halloween (1978) is the most perfect Halloween movie
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woke up by a girl i don’t even know her name
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i got stop drinking that patron right now or i’ll be seeing double
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old dude at the liquor store said i got to be attracting 🐱Lmaooo
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do what my mother ask i do for the family & spend the rest of the day doing evil 💩
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you afraid of the YNs i dated their older sisters i treated them good & took their grandma to grocery store
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Replying to @KevOnStage
The exact moment his brain said “yea we on bs”
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Puerto Rican families
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Replying to @MsLoveLiii
A gang member ma'am? Why didn't you lead with that??
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They don’t make episodes like this no more. Smart Guy🎬
My husband invited his mistress to our tenth wedding anniversary dinner, seated her three chairs away from me, and watched me thank her for coming. But the affair wasn’t what destroyed me. It was discovering that almost everyone at that table had helped him hide it. There were twelve guests, including my parents, my younger sister, my husband’s brother, and friends we’d known for years. He’d reserved a private dining room at a restaurant where dinner cost more than our monthly mortgage. Everyone was laughing, ordering expensive wine, and telling stories about our marriage. The woman sat beside my sister, wearing a delicate gold bracelet identical to one I’d found in my husband’s car six months earlier. He’d claimed it was a gift for his brother’s girlfriend. I might have dismissed the coincidence if I hadn’t watched my sister lean over and whisper, “You okay? I know tonight’s awkward.” The woman nodded and glanced at my husband. Something cold settled in my stomach. When my husband stepped outside to take a call, I followed him into the hallway. “How long?” I asked. His expression changed immediately. “Please don’t do this here.” That was all the confirmation I needed. “How long?” I repeated. “Almost two years,” he admitted. I stared at him. “And they know?” He didn’t answer. When I walked back into the room, nobody asked why I’d been crying. My mother simply reached across the table, squeezed my hand, and whispered, “Sweetheart, just get through dinner.” I realized then that she wasn’t comforting me. She was asking me to cooperate.
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Halloween Costumes High As Fuck. My Son Just Gon Wear His Easter Outfit & Be A Pastor😂😂😂😂
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This a Pretty White Woman
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Replying to @livingthroughJ
This her best song
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The year is 2003. You just woke up at 3:30. This is probably on your TV screen.
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In 1999, Linda Cardellini said this in Freaks and Geeks. Who would’ve known that she would play Pamela Voorhees 27 years later.
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He got manners!!! So much respect for his elders he had to release the burden from his soul .....That boy being raised right.
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Pam Grier —- Friday Foster 1975
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