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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
sorry babe i would propose to you but ive consulted the analytics and it would potentially give me a reduction in my expected win probability. instead you will be my girlfriend for seventeen years
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who wont me
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ุงู„ูŠูˆู… 11/9
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
lou brought so much joy to the fandom with wap and they did so much for raising awareness of the injustices of the us prision system and iโ€™m sad they were harassed to the point of deactivating
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
anyone who disrespects my goat will be subject to a fate worse than disappointment and anger from the penguins fan base. the wrath of sidney crosby
Actually sick of the way that Geno gets treated by this team. Geno hit 20th in all time points last night, but he got no post acknowledging it. Tommy had his post for playing 300 games the other night. Sid got his post for hitting 6th. Why does Geno not get one?
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
HEโ€™S AWARE OF HIS GOALIELINGS OH MY HEART
is devin aware that he has a rapidly growing collection of little goalielings
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
im enchanted by the way he says san jose ๐Ÿ˜
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
geno said only one of us is gonna have a funny scandal online and it's going to be me
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
Itโ€™s over, yโ€™all. โ€œBelt to assโ€ has had its time. Itโ€™s been gentrified now. By people who have fortunately never felt a belt; nor have any ass.
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
Shawarma law must be obeyed.
Amo Samis Shawarma in Warren says itโ€™s been busier than normal since U.S. Sen.-elect Abdul El-Sayedโ€™s victory Tuesday. El-Sayed gave the Metro Detroit chain a shoutout on the campaign trail.
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
daily #hollanov day 103!! pierced ilya redemption
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good morning
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5-0 for canada but Japan's goalie is brutally mogging us so who's really winning
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
Whose New Additions Are Paying Off? Let's rank NHL teams by GAR for the players they acquired during the off-season Congrats to #ALLCAPS and #NJDevils for leading the way, while the #Blackhawks and #LetsgoOilers are getting negative value Doesn't include value given up but that might be an interesting follow-up #NHL
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
What yall donโ€™t know is them kids on tiktok are mobilizing like a mf ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿšจ NEW | House Democrats are being FLOODED with calls telling them not to elect Hakeem Jeffries as Speaker.
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
the cottage & waking up in sunlight โ˜€๏ธ #heatedrivalry #hollanov #digitalart
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
โ€œThe kind of religion that says you can treat people however you want as long as you have a personal relationship with Jesus is an abomination. It is a cancer on the body of Christ.โ€
THIS is the young man who is the first Texas Democrat in 38 years to win a seat in the US Senate. Elon Musk poured over $200 MILLION into preventing this from happening and he FAILED ๐Ÿ’™ James Talarico, ladies and gentlemen.
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the shark of christmas past ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ„ retweeted
#jaysha healings all weekend
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One of my favorite Blue flips was just called yesterday. Brad Chambers defeated Pennsylvania State House Rep Brett Miller by 40 votes. That's right; a young man with dreadlocks won in rural Lancaster County. Amazing.
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