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@Beaveinflow

Official spokesperson for beavers. Slightly unhinged, book-obsessed Canadian. Please take everything I post seriously. 馃嚚馃嚘

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Joined July 2026
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Someone on the internet said I wasn鈥檛 funny, so I told my mom and she said they were just jealous. Case closed.
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Waning moon, waxing feral tendencies.
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You don't have to blame yourself for having a generous heart. But you do have to start protecting it.
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Waning moon, waxing feral tendencies.
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I want to live forever just to keep reading books.
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I鈥檓 aging in reverse because I鈥檓 a fucking witch. Burn me, bitches.
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You don't have to blame yourself for having a generous heart. But you do have to start protecting it.
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nobody let JD Vance see that Dune popcorn bucket
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Go ahead and have that 3rd ice coffee and buy the 1295 book, everything is fucked anyway.
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Sometimes a girl just needs a fresh loaf of homemade sourdough bread with whipped salted butter.
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New hair. Same delightful bitch.
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your twitter crush is talking to 10 other ppl btw
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Whenever you鈥檙e feeling sad and lonely, just remember that you鈥檙e also poor
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 馃巸 馃敧
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Cardboard straws are the limp handshakes of drinking accessories.
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For Halloween this year l鈥檒l be emotionally unavailable bro
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In honour of that Wicker movie, I've decided I'm going to start reading more monster romance
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@BeaveinflowAug 4
A wicker husband would fix me.
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It doesn鈥檛 feel strange at all to get horny over a man made of wicker in 2026.
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When I used to hump the wicker chair in my bedroom I didn鈥檛 realize it was foreshadowing.
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A grown woman with the wardrobe of a depressed teenager.
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