@Beaveinflow

Official spokesperson for beavers. Slightly unhinged Canadian book-reader who commits to the bit. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦

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Joined July 2026
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Someone on the internet said I wasn’t funny, so I told my mom and she said they were just jealous. Case closed.
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Happy National Lead Poisoning Prevention Week to all who celebrate
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You will never convince me there is an age limit on Uncrustables
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You can’t change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.
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Sloppy 6.
amor 🌸
@amorxo333Oct 21
how attractive are you from 1-10
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Spit shine 9 then. Yeesh.
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Romantic date ideas like scheduling dual colonoscopies
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@babyblue092419h
Not to brag, but my toddler just told me I fold laundry forty-fifty hundred fast.
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12,000 angry bees just liked your post
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It's amazing that we still have the middle finger emoji. They haven't taken everything from us.....yet.
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You try to support a small business and a cookie is $19
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How very imprudent of me to start a book after 9pm.
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Never stop reading. Read for joy. Read for education. Read the classics. Read books by indie authors. Read about how to clean up a crime scene and dispose of the bodies without getting caught. Just never stop reading.
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Sometimes ppl forget I have a super computer for a brain...it's just using windows 95.
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Girls want one thing and it’s
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I may have to start wearing ties more often. Or not. But yesterday was a bloody good time. 🙃🩸😘
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On the 688,076th day, God said, “Let there be Dr Pepper,” and humankind knew not what the flavour was, but they drank it anyway.
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I need coffee so strong it lifts a car off me.
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At the sports bar and no one knows I’m only here for the high fives.
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Any time I think I’ve reached the end of my rope I remember there are people out there paying money to continue playing candy crush
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