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john dice

@beaverbutch

world famous beer drinking nun (jewish) and dyke about town

 they/it 21 twin cities
Joined February 2026
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i’ve been walking around in last nights caked on eyeliner and somehow the cashier guy still gave me the code to the men’s bathroom #swag
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glee six mafia smile on tour
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#thebalance
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something is SCURRYING through my walls rn 💔
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who the fuck is setting off fireworks rn
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Liste@endlisteOct 19
Straightedge James Bond: just milk for me thanks. (also he's gay) And no pussy please
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it’s not fair that cats only get to have one drug, somebody needs to invent cat meth
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i think swifties have to be one of the most embarrassing genres of people on the internet. why are they always completely illiterate
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MF DOOM you have no business being dead :(
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uzbek queen be like crazy little thing called plov
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WE HAVE AN ACCOUNT AND A POSTER!!!!! WATCH TRANNY JACKASS DECEMBER 8TH!!!
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🇵🇷 Alley BeastModer 🇵🇷 (@TwinCitiesQueen) profile picture🇵🇷 Alley BeastModer 🇵🇷@TwinCitiesQueenNov 5
THE TRAILER IS FINALLY HERE!!!TRANNY JACKASS!!! DECEMBER 8TH!!! trannyjackass.com
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garshmo@garshmoFeb 28
You have a credible source oh yeah well I have an incredible source
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have to cite a reddit thread from r/nextfuckinglevel in my capstone paper
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missed out on tranny jackass tix because i was at work. fuck my stupid baka life
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I was like, “they cant be that crazy right?” Then i hit play…this sounds like that RZA guitar center beat.
waddles (@plentyofwaddles) profile picturewaddles@plentyofwaddlesNov 10
Danny Brown dropping the instrumentals for Atrocity Exhibition nigga what're we supposed to do with those that's all you man
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all delighted people would be a perfect 5/5 for me if not for the baffling decision to include a worse version of the title track in the middle of the track list. why did he do that
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got attacked by a dog on my way home but thankfully it was muzzled so it didn’t do any damage beyond a lightly bruised cheekbone. shoutout dog owners that actually take proper precautions for their dogs behavior
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obviously it would be nice if the dog was better trained to not attack people but something will always be better than nothing and i have no idea how old the dog was anyways
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i called the suicide hotline once and the operator told me “you should probably stop having goals for now, i don’t think they’re helping you”
Diana 🍎 (@nermalicious2) profile pictureDiana 🍎@nermalicious2Nov 3
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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