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Bitter and loving it. Actress, naturally.

Joined March 2009
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The DJ in this Home Depot sucks.
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i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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The first 2 hours at work really just be me accepting the fact that I’m at work
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if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora
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52 bomboclat puswagon chicken nuggets
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We rarely talk about the good things that come from mental illness, such as the Baconator, the KFC Double Down or the Chicken Big Mac.
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At my local KFC…
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I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Welcome to the Midwest Winter is at 6am Spring is at 10am Summer is at 3pm Fall starts around 8pm Dress accordingly
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This is one of the finest, most powerful television ads I've every seen. Do American a favor and share this everywhere. Heart, not policy papers. Love, not hate. Hope, not fear. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
Texas was built by hope. By people who had no business believing — but believed anyway. To every Texan who’s ever wondered if anyone in power is paying attention: We are taking our state back. Because a little bit of hope is a dangerous thing.
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This might be the funniest commercial I've seen in a very long time. Its for the jewelry section of JC Penny's and it is priceless. They really sunk some money into it. I guess they do good sales there. I know that im buying my very special lady's ring at a better known jewelry store than JC's 🤣🤣🤣💍
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Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.
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apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
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That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car
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LOL my mom is looking through old files in the house and found the phone bill that helped her figure out my dad was cheating
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that rush of buying new clothes and then getting a bite to eat and a drink afterwards
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Love that chicken from Popeyes
You think you are good in English? Start a sentence with “Love”
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The deadliest weapon I own.
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I have two milestones at work : 1. Lunch 2. Leaving
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