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We rarely talk about the good things that come from mental illness, such as the Baconator, the KFC Double Down or the Chicken Big Mac.
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I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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Welcome to the Midwest
Winter is at 6am
Spring is at 10am
Summer is at 3pm
Fall starts around 8pm
Dress accordingly
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This is one of the finest, most powerful television ads I've every seen. Do American a favor and share this everywhere.
Heart, not policy papers.
Love, not hate.
Hope, not fear.
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
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This might be the funniest commercial I've seen in a very long time. Its for the jewelry section of JC Penny's and it is priceless. They really sunk some money into it. I guess they do good sales there. I know that im buying my very special lady's ring at a better known jewelry store than JC's 🤣🤣🤣💍
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Adult friendships are basically like… I’m alive. I love you. Life is beating my ass. Talk soon.
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LOL my mom is looking through old files in the house and found the phone bill that helped her figure out my dad was cheating


























