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*PARODY ACCOUNT* I'm hilarious & I love myself

Nashville, TN
Joined January 2011
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I'm meeting a friend for Mexican but I arrived before her & I was trying to take my coat off while sitting in the booth but the waiter thought I was shimmying so he started shimmying so I started actually shimmying to spare him & now I remember why I always show up late to places
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Maybe I’m way behind but I just looked up what an Oura Ring costs and IM SORRY WHAT?!?! Yall are paying $500 for a bad tech/style crossover dad that won’t last until Christmas? This isn’t the Apple Watch. Move along and admit you regret the purchase 😭
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it actually is tho
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Yessss carrie Ann is back! We love it we needed it !!!
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I would love to hear Jake Shane’s commentary on all these numbers 😂
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Alright guys week two who is going home?!? I am sad that I think it might be Corey :/ and Baron???
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Sorry I was wrong it’s not season 20 of DWTS it’s season 34 it’s been TWENTY years 😅
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Let’s me honest we all know I’m just here for TOPANGA!!!!
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Alix choosing “circus” as her anthem 🥵
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Barron and Britt’s number was funn but was it goooood? Idk idk
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Maybe Whitney is the one to watch 👀👀👀
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Mark Ballis hair ?!?!!
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Hang on they have all of Momtok out here to see Whitney and Jen?!
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Meredith Blake dancing to @KeshaRose ?!? I am thrilled to see it
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ELAINE HENDRICKS?!?? They got Meredith Blake out here??? #DWTS
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Okay waaaaait they gave Dylan at 10/20 ?!?! No way no way Jordan was def better -_-
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Okay Dylan efron ? How did I not know Zac had a brother ! His dancing needs some work tho! Maybe he’ll get better but so far I was not impressed
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Okay okay first dance of the night Jordan and Ezra dancing to @Beyonce !!!! Love it love it but they only got a 10/20 we’ll see how this goes
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Oh nooo where is @carrieanninaba tonight ?!! Hope she’s okay and feeling better soon 😢 #DWTS
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