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beefy t retweeted
plz go get tested. for Covid and STD’s. also maybe a mental evaluation. just trust me
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highly recommend going for a late night drive with ur best mates screaming all i wanted by paramore
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deep on a case with an old friend
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just rediscovered my favourite tweet of all time so thought i would share it with you all
realized today that criminal minds is basically just live action scooby doo and i'm freakin velma
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my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.
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i love imessage games someone play darts with me?
i care VERY MUCH about ur spotify unwrapped send them my way
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do u ever read old conversations u had with a ting and gag or are u stable
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imagine thinking you look like cinzia when you actually look like this
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omg whenever u eat chocolate it triggers the same hormone in ur brain that u experience when u fall in love, so essentially u fall in love with chocolate every time u eat it? my love affair with chocolate buttons continues
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In “Uptown Funk” Bruno Mars tells Julio, who we can assume is his driver, to get the “stretch” (slang for a limousine). In “That’s What I Like,” Mars asks Julio to “serve that scampi” indicating Julio is also Bruno’s chef. Who is this renaissance man?
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i don't want nudes i want psychiatric help
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“you’re so funny” thanks i did not have sex in high school
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i feel like i don’t have a full grasp on life right now and that kinda sucks
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replace Ellen with Troy and Abed in the morning
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