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Whitby // Newcastle
Joined September 2013
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Had some training via a Linked In webinar this morning and about 3 minutes in some guy started kicking off that it was “too Linked In heavy”. That’s enough Wednesday for today.
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Trying to figure out how Carole Baskin managed to get away with murdering Don Lewis.
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Excited to share with you that DMA’S (@dmasmusic) will be doing a listening party for Hills End. Stand by for more info...
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Jesus H. Christ.
Americans are so fucking moist
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Not a Boris fan like but if you’re saying you don’t understand that statement you must be a right fucking moron.
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We truly are a failed nation.
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Fucking scumbags.
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Nothing to do with the UK other than owning a football team and this is what he’s doing for the country, whilst you’ve got Richard Branson being a cunt. It’s no wonder people hate the British, we’re fucking tragic.
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Maybe it’s because you’re a shit interviewer and spend your time shouting over people mate, just a theory though.
Disgraceful that Govt ministers are appearing on the BBC but not ITV’s morning news show at such a critical time & the BBC is now using it as a marketing tool. Are our viewers not as important @grantshapps?
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Photos like this are the reason we shouldn’t be allowed to vote in this country, we’re a nation of serious next-level fucking morons.
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Lewis Capaldi about to play two massive Wembley gigs, Cheltenham been on all week, people still getting around London using the underground but yeah, sure, football is definitely where the major issue lies 🥱
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Genuinely painful watching Crystal Palace, fuck knows how they’re in 10th.
Am I the only person who doesn’t find this even remotely funny? English footballers out there who graft their arse off and are much better players than him who won’t get a look in for the Euro squad when he’ll probably be sat on the plane. Complete waste of oxygen.
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Never mind the awful excuse, is no one else concerned that a professional boxer of Deontay Wilders size and weight is claiming he can’t walk around carrying 18kg...?
🤯 Deontay Wilder: “He didn’t hurt me at all, but the simple fact is my uniform was way too heavy for me. I didn’t have no legs from the beginning of the fight… I didn’t think it was going to be that heavy. It weighed 40lbs with the helmet and all the batteries.” [@YahooSports]
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I suppose on the plus side for Joshua at least he’ll get a shitload of money when he loses all his belts to Fury - although he’ll probably give Charles Martin or someone another go first I’d imagine 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Genuinely the most attention seeking celebrity out there. Piss off man.
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As if we’re all gonna die because the Chinese can’t just eat normal food and have to start scranning bats. Nice one.
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You know what’s really quite alarming? The amount of professional footballers that miss penalties.