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Software design & special-needs/autism parenting enthusiast. Occasionally commit crimes against music, art, & comedy.

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined March 2015
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"Why are you giving ME the ransom note, you idiot?"
Lock Your Doors pulpcovers.com/lock-your-doo… # Covers, Babes, Helpless Women, Hostage, Hugh Joseph Ward, Spicy Detective, Whips
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This is the sort of post that's much better without context.
The BBC allowed us (well, Cory) four pre-watershed ‘shits’. Not sure a call in would survive that restriction!
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The evolution of Duke the Java mascot into Warduke the Java mascot
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This post isn't mad at anyone, so probably doesn't belong on Twitter - but here are some photos of "Ricotta Records", an art installation in Lund (Sweden) made by art collective Anonymouse.
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A closeup of the medallion of a gold Ptolemaic hairnet reveals a repousée bust of Aphrodite with Eros on her shoulder. The #Ptolemaic queens often depicted themselves as descendants of Aphrodite, and the features here are similar to Queen Arsinoe II. #Egypt ca. 225-175 BCE 📸 me
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After years of striving, I finally got my name on the door
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"Decline? Fools! My reign of terror has only begun!"
Extremely disappointed to realize halfway through looking at this graph that it is about butterflies
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Song title for each category: Place - Vancouver Divorce Animal - Guarded By Monkeys Number - If Your Dad Doesn't Have A Beard, You've Got 2 Mums Colour - Blue A Girl's Name - Barbra A Boy's Name - Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out Day - Rainy Days & Mondays Weather - Cloudbusting
Answer each category with a song: Place - Walking in Memphis Animal - Eric the Half a Bee Number - 100 Years Color - This Blue World A Girl's Name - Cecilia A Boy's Name - Bobby Tanqueray Day of the Week-Saturday in the Park Weather - Take the Weather with You
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I refuse to ever say, "This is the hill I will die on." I prefer, "This is the hill I live on." People are allowed to live on different hills.
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Getting hungry for some exotic trip-free lunches. @jeffs_comics #hyphenwar
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can't change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to think of reasonable sounding ways to blame other people for things I could totally change but consistently don’t.
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Magician David Copperfield should write a bio of Charles Dickens to complement the set
Frankenstein: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to write a story about you!" And thus, Frankenstein's not-so-popular Mary Shelley biography was born.
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Too obscure (?) is the bio of Peter Benchley written by Richard Kiel using the name of his most iconic character
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Have a look at Darrell's new (6th!) collection. Him write good
Replying to @DarrellEpp
Alien Phonics Primer is on sale now and I haven't been this excited since September 16, 1965, when Gilligan's Island went from black and white to color! #threehourtour amazon.com/Alien-Phonics-Pri…
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Olympic basketball-related sour grapes is what I'm hearing
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