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Ryan Murphy must have some real good tea about Hollywood execs to keep getting this show renewed coz what is this mess of a season. Sisters, daughters, mothers? I can’t keep up. The connection between seasons used to be so subtle #AHS13

This songs forgettable #SBSEurovision

Slovenia reminds me of chicken deli meat, beige #SBSEurovision

Schapelle is representing Iceland this year...or is it LiLo? #SBSEurovision

Nothing better than a song in a native language, showcasing culture. Go Serbia! #SBSEurovision

Eleni could turn me, honestly #SBSEurovision

This challenge is giving my millennial self PTSD #ImACelebrityAU

Sara (or is it pronounced Sarah this week?) is only staying for the pay cheque and the potential boss babe brand deals she's got lined up #MAFS

At what point are we going to call them judges coz they're hardly experts #MAFS

Michael is 100% not as hurt as he is making himself out to be and these emotional outbursts are his real, immature personality shining through #MAFS

Just because you wear one Bravo tshirt, doesn't mean you have the credentials to act like a housewife, Michael. Sit down. #MAFS

WHERE IS THE DRAMA? #MAFSAU #MAFS

Everyone is at the dinner party but Lucinda is on the set of H20 just add water #mafs #mafsau #emmathecondensation

Sara/ Sarah's left tit (pronunciation depending on her mood obvi) is giving MS readathon frisbee circa 2002 where it would fold up by twisting it #mafs #mafsau

Why are we getting so many shots of Timothy without his shirt off? #mafs #mafsau

Why is no one talking about the fact that the apartment building the couples are staying in, is the same one from Beauty and the Geek 2022? #MAFSAU #MAFS

Poor editing to give Ben a pillow when it was Ellie who slept in the other room. Where did he sleep? on the Commitment Ceremony couch? #MAFS

I can't unsee the fact Jack shaves half his moustache #MAFS

For someone who is so ugly, mostly due to fillers, Sarah has some nerve to pull faces at other couples #MAFS #MAFSAU

@ Sarah #CarolsbyCandlelight