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Ben Sasse

@BenSasse

football addict, uber driver, 2x college pres, 2x NYT bestseller, 2x US senator (most primary votes & most censured in Nebr history),100+stitches,hideous teeth

Joined June 2013
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C’mon Man! it’s football, dude…
The Giants Report (@GiantsReport1) profile pictureThe Giants Report
@GiantsReport1Oct 25
Holy shit it actually happened. Thought this was football.
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America’s best days may in fact be behind us, I fear…
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 13
JUST IN: Wingstop announces new chicken wings covered in Sour Patch Kids candy, launching nationwide for a limited time starting October 27.
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Replying to @BenSasse
99 problems but a chin ain’t one
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#TeethBadEnoughToEatCarrotFromTheWrongSideOfaChickenWireFence
J.J. (@euphorobotics) profile pictureJ.J.
@euphoroboticsOct 10
Replying to @BenSasse @stoolpresidente
I once went to a Cornhuskers game and bought Runza from this guy with Bugs Bunny teeth. Nice fella!
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Mr. Xhp7b- You seem nice. #LoveYourPassion
Jack (@Jackxhp7b) profile pictureJack@Jackxhp7bOct 20
Replying to @BenSasse @p_m_robinson
You worked for the healthcare lobby, you are definitely a friend of the devil. And the drug war, you are a soulless demon actually, a charlatan hypocrite. Your American story of selling your soul to devils will end on a legacy of spineless corruption. You lied for a living
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Public service is hard, but clearly these guys have the chops for it. #DadJokeCategory
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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Mysterious Chinhair Loss Plagues Missouri: Doctors Hate This One Easy Trick
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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they call it the Race of the 19th Century
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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When they say the Civil War was brother against brother, this is what I imagine it looked like—>
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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it’s a chemo day, so let’s have some fun… Caption contest for this Missouri House race. Whatchya got?
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
@Rainmaker1973Oct 17
The two candidates for Missouri House of Representatives District 158 have something in common. Left: incumbent R - Scott Cupps Right: D - Chris Foster
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.@p_m_robinson - I always had my suspicions, but didn’t expect the receptionist in my infusion lab to be such a zealot about confirming it—>
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Nebraska has something with true freshman RB Jamal Rule
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The Europoor mind cannot fathom the scene in Lincoln, Nebraska right now
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Hey @stoolpresidente - i’m not sure, but you might say that the #Huskers crowd just produced four points…
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteOct 9
I want it on the record I like the people of Nebraska. Nobody has been more of a #Gbr guy than me . The Big 10 needs a good Nebraska They just have been bad for so long its impossible to say it’s currently a tough place to play. Maybe back in the Osborne days but now? Not so much. Maybe that changes tomorrow
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you’re on morphine
Casey Mattox (@CaseyMattox_) profile pictureCasey Mattox
@CaseyMattox_Oct 9
Replying to @BenSasse
Still Harambe’s ghost in the window. Am I the only one who sees this?
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Don’t know. But he used to be superfast. (Eventually Gallagher beat him, but for a bunch of yrs, the junior senator from Arkansas was known as “The Wheels of Congress”)
John Coktoastone (@JohnSingalinden) profile pictureJohn Coktoastone@JohnSingalindenOct 9
Replying to @BenSasse
Can Cotton ball? Seems tall.
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…until my dying breath.
Duval County Resident (@matthewwerth) profile pictureDuval County Resident@matthewwerthOct 9
Replying to @BenSasse
Random Question as I watch the Bucs…..do you play fantasy football?
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no comment
Leonard Goodnight (@LennyGoodnight) profile pictureLeonard Goodnight@LennyGoodnightOct 8
Replying to @BenSasse
You’ve got weird toes.
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“excluded middle”
Lonnie (@skinsnbirds) profile pictureLonnie@skinsnbirdsOct 8
Replying to @BenSasse
The photos or the diarrhea?
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#SchumerWithaGiantBlunt for the win…
Miranda Muzik (@MMuzik30) profile pictureMiranda Muzik@MMuzik30Oct 8
Replying to @BenSasse
I remember one of those photo shoots
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