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dumb aloo

@besharmi

mostly just lurking & liking. no dm’s please

Joined February 2019
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𖧧@mothintoflames10 Jul 2024
yes kafka exactly
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𓂃@vogist15 Apr 2024
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most men are cowards when it comes to confronting their male friends about mistreating women, because they value male approval more than female safety
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trash jones@jzux1 Mar 2024
i am begging life to stop giving me lemons. i wanted money
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4 years since I adopted my best friend 🥹
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trash jones@jzux19 Feb 2024
when i ask “how are you” that’s actually shorthand for “how are you still waking up every day and going about your daily life when it feels like society is disintegrating like a nature valley bar”
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@Whotfismick12 Feb 2024
we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours
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coco@c0co_1012 Feb 2024
To this day please don’t ask me about math. I’ve moved on
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@Whotfismick31 Jan 2024
“fuck this job” *goes to work*
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I do unfortunately believe that if I can’t have a bit of chocolate every day I might as well be dead
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omar@DripArab13 Dec 2023
“your 20s will be the greatest years of your life” me in my 20s:
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that time again 😍😍
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