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Opera singer and sitcom enthusiast. Vegan for the animals.

St Paul, MN/Richmond Hill, ON
Joined July 2010
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RT if you agree: It's time to cancel at least $50,000 of student debt per borrower.
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Having been on the outside for about a month now, I have observed that people are fucking done with hand washing for 20 seconds. – at Minneapolis, MN
Shen Yun billboards are back. Nature finds a way. – at Des Plaines, IL
Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA retweeted
Have we tried hiding their vaccines in a little bit of peanut butter
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bezos: surely there must be a way to make this rocket seem less…err…umm…y’know.. rocket scientist: but sir, the phallus is the most aerodynamic shape known to man! don’t you want to show Richard Branson who has the better rocket?? bezos: oh. yeah. totally.. carry on I guess! – at St Paul, MN
Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA retweeted
It’s wild to me that you’ll see that the ocean is on fire and then have to send an email or something
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Have you truly been to the DMV if you haven’t spent at least one hour waiting in multiple lines and then the person in front of you in the final line is paying with a paper check? – at St Paul, MN
…as opposed to students of life. J/K this is amazing news for women’s reproductive health! – at St Paul, MN
Rhode Island state legislature passes bill making feminine hygiene products free for school students hill.cm/SuSSaIr
In love with this thread. Glad @timgrossklaus and I already have our tickets for the MSP stop! – at St Paul, MN
Hey @TheLaughFactory, @TheComedyStore & @HollywoodImprov! How’re you guys doin’? I’m gonna be dropping by a lot starting next month doing sets, getting ready for my fall tour!
Oh what in fresh hell is this? – at St Paul, MN
RSV is primarily spread via respiratory droplets when a person coughs or sneezes, and through direct contact with a contaminated surface. RSV can be associated with severe disease in young children and older adults. fox9.com/news/cdc-issues-hea…
Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA retweeted
Working from home vs working in the office.
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Do you think any meet-cutes have happened in the vaccination observation area yet??? – at Bloomington, MN
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Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA retweeted
Happy Easter weekend
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I love how if you’re driving while the sun sets you kind of just have to hope for the best
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Dr. Beth Bayley, DMA retweeted
Let People Be Fat 2021
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This made me realize I have literally no idea what the population of MN (where I live) is. I thought maybe 2 million MAX. – at St Paul, MN
NEW: Minnesota has now administered more than 2 million doses of the vaccine. As supply grows, we look forward to celebrating these milestones more and more frequently.
Zero Fucks Fauci! 😍 – at St Paul, MN
Dr. Fauci to Sen. Rand Paul: "Here we go again with the theater. Let's get down to the facts."
This story is more riveting than any movie I’ve seen. 🍿 – at St Paul, MN
Two days ago, I decided to stop doing the dishes. I make all the dinners and I am tired of having to do all the cleaning too. SINCE THEN this pile has appeared and at some point they are going to run out of spoons and cups and plates. Who will blink first? Not me.
Actually at the top of my mind. – at St Paul, MN
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll end up 40 with no employable skills.
Enough said. #LetKidsPlay
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