Healthy living, Christ following, abby normal, Texan lady. "Go into the world and do well. But more importantly go into the world and do good."-Minor Myers Jr.
Mountain View, CA
Joined March 2009
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Dear @drewbrees- please accept my apology on behalf of my loud mouth, Cajun dad who outted you tonight while you were quietly trying to eat dinner at the Austin airport. Dad’s punishment will be no Popeyes for a week. If this is not sufficient penance, plz let us know. 🙏🏼
Today’s sign the universe wants me to take the day off: Finally made it to the coffee shop to work and I left my headphones at home. #imdone
I opened my eyes this morning and immediately thought, “I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight”. #adulting
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This is Fritz. Respectfully, no you may not have his ball. The last time you took it, you threw it very far. He doesn’t have time for that. 14/10
Iced coffee is NOT cold brew. Someone please educate these Gen Z baby baristas before I accidentally have a heart attack.
And just like that, it’s Kool-aid season again.
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#nevergrowup instagram.com/p/CM5g2E2hBYp/…
This is the best mood I’ve been in since sometime in the beginning 2019.
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#snow #winterwonderland #snowday #southernweather #obsessed #thedogsarenothappy instagram.com/p/CJ3tGT3BJkm/…
I’ve mastered the virtual work attire “mullet”- business on the top, sleepy-time on the bottom. Can this be a challenge? Because I’d win.
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Since there isn’t really a president right now, can we just have our Queen pardon the turkey this Thanksgiving? @Beyonce
I would fake a British accent all year if it meant I could put up my Christmas decorations immediately after Halloween w/o being a social pariah.
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Not all superheroes wear capes, but this one does. Say hello to Nelson, the proudest little ally. 14/10 #PrideMonthPuppo
Dating today is impossible. Online dating during a pandemic in an election year is torture. Now in addition to all the other crap we have to deal with online dating, I have to try to explain to these jokers why Black lives matter and that COVID-19 isn’t a scam.
Pray, donate, learn, listen, follow, amplify, and share. #blackouttuesday 🖤
Who to follow: @RachelCargle @DrIbram @mspackyetti sincerely.lettie laylafsaad @JamilSmith @janaya_khan @avaetc blackcoffeewithwhitefriends… instagram.com/p/CA8-IYXB4bT/…
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This is how we roll in @CityofSanJose...
"This is the craziest thing to happen all quarantine." Well this is something you don't see every day. A tribe of goats went wild Tuesday evening in a neighborhood in east San Jose. nbcbay.com/knT55xB
[🎥: Terry Roelands]
