I get Spotify unwrapped etc but I do not need to see how much money I’ve given ASOS this year 🥵 @chase_uk
Can’t believe people say I watch shit TV when this past hour has been nothing but drama #LoveIsland
Deffo went for the ‘new year new me’ vibe if I’m in the top 6% of Taylor Swifts listeners this year 😅 #SpotifyWrapped
Why is it disastrous every time I bake??
Within the hour I have;
1. Skipped the melting step of chocolate to completely cremating it.
2. Got 1 flat asf cookie instead of 9 chunky ones.
3. Made a hole in my brownie testing if it was soft or not.
4. Covered my eyebrow in red wine
I’m sorry but I can’t get onboard with people posting selfies where they’re mid-cry. Just enjoy your cry, we don’t need to see proof!!
What about the envelope?! #LoveIsland2022 don’t be cutting corners!! It still matters!!! £50K or no??? Tell us!
I don’t agree with what Jaques did by any means but it’s hit me in the heart how deep he’s realised his fuck up ON TOP of how Paige is gonna feel. Good on her on not being manipulated into leaving with him! Love a girl that knows her worth 💪 #loveisland
My nan seemed very much a fan of the cordless hoover but tables turned today when she couldn’t finish hoovering because it “ran out of petrol” 😂😂😂

