Brit Brat LaFlare

I passed the fucking DC BAR! Barred and Bougie. B. FLARE Thee Stallion, Esq.

If you're reading this and haven't voted yet, you have today and tomorrow til 7pm to early vote! Election Day is of course still an option tho.

The stalker enlisted his friends and the family of the new bitch to lurk around and harass me on socials. And they really all doing it! 😂 All these bitches is fried. Again, I would slap ts out my sister for even bringing this mf around

One day you living your normal life then the next you gotta spend time lurking on my page bc your 40 y/o sister WILLINGLY chose to date her neighbor's stalker. I would slap ts out my sister for even bringing this dumb shit to me.

I was dating this dentist but I never saw him floss. I aint like that.

The Mayor said call in sick tomorrow to go watch the Dream.

I would hate to be the nigga who was in Rosa's ear talkin about why the buses if not the trains!? Cuz that's how some of yal move around Target.

One of my colleagues made some ube shortbread cookies. She made pandan too but I'm really fuckin with the ube 😋

Leon be steppin in his K Swiss! #thedropfx

There's this couple that keeps popping up on my TLs who post outfit content. They're mostly super cute but the nigga hairline fucked up. He got his hat off in a recent video and they fryin buddy. Content creating with you shit receding is crazy.

I dont take pre-workout but I workout with someone who does and it trickles down to me. We be locked in. Movin fast af.

I was out with my neighbor yesterday and our waitress was lowkey disrespecting him. She came back around and b4 he could address it, i spoke up. He was within his right but why would I let a man check a woman and I'm there? She got the point.

Coin flip on shuffle.

Everybody gaming everybody. But they all used to so much game they put 2+2 together quickly. Except Lamar. He aint got no game and is just an asshole #thedropfx

Courtney did not expect to get shade for being an event planner. She thought that's why they invited her on the show. But my girl was ready with her reinforcements. Brought in Cynthia Bailey #rhop

Losing faith in your father being like losing faith in God is some deep ass shit. That's why dads are so important #TheDropFX

2 yesterday. 10 piece today. I'm on bed rest til further notice. Unless u tryna smoke some hookah. Call me for that.

Flowers are so beautiful. If a woman says she doesn't like them she telling lies bc she hardly receives them. Even men love them. Like seriously how could you not like these beautiful ass plants!?

My spirit animal

I'm catching up on #TheDropFX I have thoughts but I'm watching so many episodes at once so I need to process

Chicago is so romantic. One of my one night stands was in Chicago. We hopped in a 2 seater in rode down Michigan Ave to his condo. It was like a movie