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Joined April 2010
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Fearless adventurer. (Also kind of a ding dong.)
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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I like Josh Hoover, but if I’m Indiana, Wilson isn’t coming off the field. This throw and the back shoulder to Becker to get into field goal range are the touch passes Indiana has been missing consistently down field this year. Wilson throws a pretty ball
No. 4 Indiana holds on against Minnesota in OT 😯 Charlie Becker was CLUTCH 🔥
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There's been plenty of talk lately from rival fan bases dismissing Indiana's football success as too recent and its support as too shallow. I'm approaching 20 consecutive years as a football season-ticket holder, not counting my years as a student. I've seen plenty of lean seasons, sparse crowds, and disappointing Saturdays. So I couldn't be happier to see Memorial Stadium packed. But those critics miss something important about Indiana. Few universities can match IU's athletic tradition. Five national championships in men's basketball, eight in men's soccer, and a swimming and diving dynasty that won six straight national titles speak for themselves. And the passion for Indiana basketball rivals the devotion of any fan base in any sport. That love stretches back more than a century, passed from one generation to the next. The point is that Hoosier loyalty has never been confined to one sport. It's an allegiance to the university, its history, and everything it represents. That kind of loyalty doesn't need to be invented when a football team starts winning. It simply finds another place to flourish. Indiana's football success may be new, but Hoosier pride is anything but. And after all those years of waiting, it's a joy to share it with a full stadium. #iufb
Indiana Hoosiers. A football program with a story that dates back almost a year
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For a long time I would come home from a really horrible job and watch Picard solve all his problems by reasoning them out and talking to people. I am struck by the realization that what the character of Picard says here turns out to be quite literally true
Now feels like a good time for this clip
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Replying to @RyanPaganetti
Minnesota kicking a 60 yarder with 19 seconds left and Indiana immediately doing the same is the football version of someone saying "I'll pay" at dinner and the other guy grabbing the check out of your hand anyway
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How rare was what happened at the end of Indiana–Minnesota? Before that game, there had never been an NCAA or NFL game in which both teams made a field goal of 60 yards or longer in the final 30 seconds of regulation. First time in the history of the sport of football.
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They used to just play shows like this on broadcast tv
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The dueling 60 yarders has to be one of the all time great college football moments
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Yes. This is a big part of why TNG has broad appeal: the progressivism is tempered by a conservative emphasis on duty, the chain of command, respect for the law etc. A very 80s / early 90s combination.
Jean-Luc Picard remains the single most compelling vision of progressive politics I am familiar with — secular, rational, compassionate, egalitarian; a believer in progress & abundance but also duty, hard work, and a constant battle for self-improvement and improving the world.
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Not enough evidence to overturn that lol.
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The Titans win vs the Colts really made them restart their whole franchise lol
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Wait, some of y’all are really trying to talk about Deshaun Watson as Comeback Player of the Year? When the thing you’re “coming back” from is your own terrible behavior, that should disqualify you.
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I know I’m beating a dead horse here but I cannot wait until ESPN gets off the Pat McAfee train. Just an unbearably not entertaining loser these days.
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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I know I’m biased on this, but Indiana’s gotta be number one, right? That’s a banger flag
Which State has the best flag? Be honest.
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Catholics: “The pope is right.” Protestants: “The pope is wrong.” Jon Gruden: “Tight Ends shouldn’t wear single digit numbers man. It’s downright soft. Imagine Rob Gronkowski wearing number 2? Tell you who looked good in number 2 was Derek Jeter. That was a cool guy man. Pull up the first pitch George Bush threw at the World Series.”
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espn would gain viewership if they fired stephen a smith and pat mcafee
ESPN would not lose a single viewer if they fired Stephen A Smith
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