Showed mum my Halloween outfit and she said I have her legs

Life is beautiful until its 1:30 and you set that 5 am alarm

Paid £8 and got 6 popcorn chicken pieces that were cold, do you like my new bowl

Do you think Tarzan would be annoyed if Jane shaved

Honestly primary school djs had us on bangers, had time to wait so I was hittin the mac while looking at St Paul’s

Wow many retweets on myself, I LOVE my teeth like hello bang a spirit level on that

Love a hit tweet (yay) but love one that has randoms commenting, im a reply guy (to comments)

We all goin crazy on our nostrils in private right?

Pass me the big spoon brotha

Anyone got any songs they like that make their toes tap and hips sway? Wanna test the strength of Blackfriars station

Cheers mate

Walkin along South ank causin a tsunami from the motion of the hips

Dealer came up to give a card to our table, said “sorry mate wrong crowd” and he counted us and said “wow not one of you”. Gagged

There’s a Crack dealer at the pub

Damn

That’s one hot fridge

Who da hell is that

Okay corner shop blueberry muffin, How many blueberry’s do we reckon ?