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when I learned about the feudal system as a kid, I really assumed most people wouldn't want to be peasants. The last 10 years have me thinking most people are happy to be peasants as long as their lord is sticking it to the other lord's peasants.
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Hey! Do you want to come work with me at Apple on dope 3D UI Frameworks in the AR/VR space? I'm hiring! DM me your résumé if you're interested.
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If Twitter dies tomorrow, let my last tweet be this:
it should be "whenwolf" because it happens at specific times.
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My team is hiring. If interested, apply here:
jobs.apple.com/en-us/details… #computervision #MachineLearning #VR #AR #Swift #ios
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If you are affected by the recent layoffs and you are a passionate iOS/macOS developer, please reach out! My team, Messages, is hiring! DMs are open! – at Cupertino, CA
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The SwiftUI Previews team is hiring! We get to provide the preview experience for Xcode and Swift Playgrounds. We love sitting at the intersection of tools, languages, frameworks, and the system.
If this sounds interesting, please apply or DM! jobs.apple.com/en-us/details…
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I know a lot about writing comedy, so I bought a giant, unprofitable shoe store. I fired many employees and decided to charge Stephen King $8 a month to come to my store. Things are going badly and I believe it is the fault of a left-leaning powerful clown in upstate NY.
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A bit late but the SwiftUI Previews team is hiring! Consider applying if you’re interested~
jobs.apple.com/en-us/details…
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I just had an appointment with my doctor and of course I brought along a member of the city council to advise. Thanks Dr. Oz for the suggestion!
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The school in St. Louis had metal detectors. Police said the doors were locked. There were armed guards inside the school.
Two people are dead.
Republicans will tell you the solution is somehow more guns. On Nov 8, you need to tell them they’re full of shit.
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Every single day I’m just wondering what happens when people realize we didn’t survive Covid, that the government forced people to live in conditions that have now left them & their children with serious illnesses
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Hi folks! The Authentication Experience team at Apple, which I manage, is looking for a software engineering intern (iOS/Swift) for the summer of 2023!
This is the team that brought you passkeys and the “best feature Apple’s ever made”, according to the Twitter meme. 1/3
ALT Screenshot of the iOS software keyboard with “From Messages” on the QuickType bar.
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Liz Truss implemented the GOP's whole economic plan and collapsed her economy within a month. I feel like this should be a bigger deal in the Midterms...