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Comms Manager ๐Ÿ‘” || Culture Journalist ๐Ÿ—ฃ|| Writer ๐Ÿ“’|| Book lover ๐Ÿ“– || Dreamer + Traveller ๐Ÿ—บ Might spam your phone with RTs jokes, so chill out

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined October 2012
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I didn't realize I needed this side by side until now ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’šโ–ซ๏ธ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’š
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โ€œThe same people who have the audacity to tell us that we are poor countries, they are taking trillions out of Africaโ€. - Dr Arikana Chihombori.
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En Brasil estรกn intentando concienciar a la gente de algo fundamental para entender la victoria de Lula: no interactuar absolutamente con nada de la derecha. Ni siquiera para criticarla. Cada interacciรณn les da visibilidad. Ni difusiรณn, ni respuestas, ni citas. Interacciรณn cero.
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Dentist dropping gems! Doing most of these years ago changed my life for the better.
This dentist outlines oral hygiene tips ๐Ÿ“Œ
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Afro punk
Aesthetics & styles:
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Kenya is quite the paradox. Our refugee camps shelter people fleeing wars in neighbouring countries, while our posh estates are home to the families of the very warlords accused of driving them from their homes. The victims seek refuge here. So do the families of their tormentors. From the 70s to now. Whenever there is a humanitarian crisis in Rwanda, South Sudan, Somalia, Ethiopia, Eritrea, Sudan, Uganda... You can guarantee that you will bump into wives and children of 'persons of interest' living their best lives in uptown Nairobi malls and schools
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Why Africans Didn't Give Up Our Tasty Food for C*lonial Slop Adaeze M. Nwadike, founding editor of Arts Lounge Literary Magazine, argues Africans didnโ€™t give up their food like they did their religion and other cultural products because food isnโ€™t abstract. What could Africa have become had we not adopted so much c*lonial slop? Drop us a comment. Video credit: @teacherada_official
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Brazilian activism against far-right in english. Simple version now. Better version coming in the future.
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No. 2 is why I donโ€™t even bother to debate two-term folk or disingenuous โ€œhelp me understand how Sifuna will be differentโ€ guys. Just block.
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It just occurred to me that the average right winger believes Africa doesn't have agriculture or livestock
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food. They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching. They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
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Hello, I'm Joyce Kuria. You've doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy! ๐Ÿซถ
Hi Iโ€™m Kiswili ! Youโ€™ve doom scrolled your way into my art. Enjoy ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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COOKED THE FUCK OUT OF THIS BITCH OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOO SHE AINT STUTTER ONCE
the nastiest assassination ive ever seen wow
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Maranhรฃo, Brazil ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท
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When Kasongo came into power, 1,000 would get you around 70 units. Today, the same amount can barely get you 35 units. This is daylight robbery! Yet we are expected to cheer and overwhelmingly vote him back into power. For what exactly?
Electricity costs have gone up again. EPRA has added new charges that will increase electricity costs by about Sh4.10 per unit in October.
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"back in my day we didn't have all this woke nonsense"
Queen - I Want To Break Free๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค
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Me every time I see a number plate with KDK:
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Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no
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Wakenya tuko na shida kubwa sana. We all know that this Parliament has failed us completely. Now, those MPs are moving from UDA to trending parties like DCP. How has that changed a failure? How does Kawanjiku moving from UDA to DCP make him a better legislature? Tuacheni upuzi.
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