—Sir, we mean no harm! The mandatory injection you are about to receive have been declared safe and effective!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks.
By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time.
Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
Fuck it, dude. It’s Friday. Let’s take this family size tin of Aldi’s cocaine and go watch the recreational nukes
This is all a nightmare isn’t it. I’ll wake up from an uneasy sleep and one of my three wives will reassure me that it’s actually President Ron Paul’s fifth term in office and hand me a fortifying bowl of legal cocaine that I bought with the gold shavings that my employers in the private asteroid mining consortium pay me with
“MontanAI, generate a spaghetti western set on the high seas of the planet Mars during the chalcolithic, starring Elliot Page as The Terminator with No Name. 131 minutes, panavision”
“Millions of Europeans killed, maimed and displaced, Africans hardest hit”
The war in tormented Ukraine continues to cause suffering far beyond its borders, especially in the poorest countries, where so many people depend on grain imports. I make a heartfelt appeal to the parties to the conflict to allow for the safe transport of grain through the Black Sea. The daily bread of millions of people cannot be held hostage by the war.
It’d be just like a normal house, only longer
To the conscript, the fight is for their life; to the volunteer the fight is for adventure and glory; to the politician the fight is for their career; to the financiers the fight is for world domination
Skräckfilmsidé: Nissedörr, men den visar sig vara en portal genom vilken väsen från andra världar på riktigt ges tillträde till ens hem
Frank Zappa posing with two teenage groupies, c. 1979 (colorized)
You have heard it said: “If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything”
I tell you likewise: If you can make an AI solve math problems you can make it solve anything
