hi primetime/dansen twt!! let me innnn, i’m driving everyone in my life insane by not shutting up abt this movie i write fic as BinarySunrise on AO3! i have some dansen stuff in the works and one fic already up as a humble offering: archiveofourown.org/works/95… pls oomf me up!

mary calling while dan is sucking chris’ cock and chris picks up the phone to talk to her and the boys w/o stopping dan, which makes dan insanely jealous ofc, so he gives like,, a generational blowjob and forces chris to moan out loud while he talks to his real family

still got a ways to go but this will in fact become a full fic ✌️

oooh i have some moots now yay!! hiii guys, tysm for letting me join the club 🫶

wish i was well-versed enough in omegaverse to actually write it bc v few characters are as well suited to presenting late and going into their first heat under the most humiliating and inconvenient circumstances possible as dan plum

why is he serving woody harrelson here

chris having dan dress up like a schoolgirl to take pics for a fish and dan poses like an anime girl and chris gets hard and Loses It and has dan bend over so he can flip the skirt up and jerk off on his ass Secretary-style