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Shifty

@bioshifty

Living the never-ending quest for dopamine.

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Joined November 2010
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I've been boycotting/not streaming any Blizzard products for years at this point and said I'd only return if Bobby Kotick left. If he actually leaves, I'll do StarCraft, Hearthstone, and other Blizzard content in 2024. It will be good to see him go.
Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier) profile pictureJason Schreier
@jasonschreier20 Dec 2023
Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick, stepping down after nearly 33 years, writes a farewell note to his staff: newsroom.activisionblizzard.…
Bobby Kotick: With gratitude

Bobby Kotick: With gratitude

A note from outgoing Activision Blizzard CEO Bobby Kotick, two months after the completion of the company's merger with Microsoft.

newsroom.activisionblizzard.com
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The Australien Government and the Opposition have made an ad about electoral reforms, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative (and they're hoping you don't hear about it) #auspol

Honest Government Ad | How to rig elections

The Australien Government has made an ad about electoral campaign finance reforms, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

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Voted yes, called out one of my parents for being a closet racist and maybe swung their vote. Did what I could, guys.
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Piers Morgan turning water into whine. #ashes
Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) profile picturePiers Morgan
@piersmorgan23 Jul 2023
Please God, just give us a couple of hours… don’t let the spirit-abusing Aussies sneak a Pyrrhic win. 🙏
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England trying to figure out how they haven’t won the Ashes back when it felt like they won the first two tests, definitely win the third, and could have won the fourth.
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I went to a landlord convention to ask how to solve the housing crisis
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Thought we had seen this before. Jonny Bairstow attempting to catch Marnus Labuschagne stepping out of his crease two days ago. #Ashes @wwos @9NewsAUS
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The Australien Labor Party made an ad, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative #auspol

Honest Government Ad | Labor

The Australien Labor Party has made an ad and it’s surprisingly honest and informative

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name a fictional character who would pay for twitter blue
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What a very American own this is.
Ben Adler (@badler) profile pictureBen Adler@badler11 Apr 2023
Matt Gaetz represents a state with a higher murder rate than NYC. xitter.gq/atrupar/status/1645598…
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You simply must admire the fact that Elon could do anything he wants every minute for the rest of his life, but instead he dutifully logs in every morning to get kicked in the dick and balls all day by his $44 billion group thread.
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Big respect to Ben Brown. I’m so sick of the AFL presenting sports gambling as integral to fans’ enjoyment of the game. – at Woodend, Victoria
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Today's the first day of the Senate inquiry into Concussions and repeated head trauma in contact sports. I'll be covering it for @GuardianAus and tweeting along intermittently here.
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Nailing the state of #VicVotes from the other side of the planet.
Effin' Birds (@EffinBirds) profile pictureEffin' Birds
@EffinBirds27 Nov 2022
A painting of a bird beside the text "I cannot wait to hear all the dumbfuck takes that today's news will generate"

ALT A painting of a bird beside the text "I cannot wait to hear all the dumbfuck takes that today's news will generate"

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The Western Australien Government has made a tourism ad and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. youtube.com/watch?v=Key8y1yg…
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XSovietNews (@XSovietNews) profile pictureXSovietNews
@XSovietNews17 Oct 2022
Elon Musk has very quickly turned into a Russian propaganda mouthpiece.
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Just went for a vasectomy. Nurse hands me a "showbag" of reading material afterwards. Me: Seems fair, I've been showing you my bag for the last half hour. Nurse:... Me: OH COME ON, THAT'S MY- Nurse has already left the room. So that's how my day is going.
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