Birds are neat | @Mizzou alum | life post-gradschool | #ornithology #conservation | also loves snakes | she/her
Cape May, NJ
Joined April 2018
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Melissa Roach retweeted
me tryin to work, the birds outside,
ALT Sarah Jessica Parker tries to write from her laptop, looking over us all.
ALT Drake and friends hype on nonsense.
Melissa Roach retweeted
WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏
—YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏
Melissa Roach retweeted
stranger: is this snake poisonous?
us: nah fam,
stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*
us: it’s venomous tho
Melissa Roach retweeted
one day you're young and cute and the next you're 27, excited about a bird feeder
Melissa Roach retweeted
Made a motivational poster for spawning salmon😌
ALT A salmon majestically leaps up a cascade of water. The inspiring words "Live, Laugh, Lay eggs and die" are written in script over the picture. The salmon has a look in its eye that says: If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best.
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ALT Chris Traeger in Parks and Rec biking. Text: but if I keep my body moving
ALT text continued: and my mind occupied at all time,
ALT text continued: I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.
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Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…
Melissa Roach retweeted
The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.
