"Classic gay guy" & pending texas-leaver. Everything I have ever said has gotten away from me
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Before arguing with anyone please just check where they're posting from. I don't mean this in an "incensed at Nigerian slop accounts" way I honestly think that's fine I don't really see those. I mean check if the person you want to correct about photos on job apps is from the US
(meaning, they're not talking about a white-collar job, that's not a thing here), check if the person saying vegetarianism is chudded out is like, from a country where that's basically just true and not a fightable point etc etc
My husband was telling me about banishing a new person from his predominantly-lgbtq classic WoW guild for saying "f@ggot" even though a lot of them in there say it and admitting that the banished one could have been gay and we said "but you should've established that first before
saying it in mixed company" almost verbatim at the exact same time and it was really beautiful we were like awww babe I love you I love you too about it
I have this fucking massive cowhide bag that is an inappropriate size+design for both men and women, daily wear and overnight use, generally just the worst bag ever and every time I go out with it on I smack the DOG SHITE out of others but I get so many compliments that I wear
it all the damn time. Nobody smacked has ever turned around and gotten mad at me but at least 10 smackees in the past 2yrs have turned around and marveled aloud at my gigantic awesome beautiful bag. So it's OK for me to do! Im allowed!
One of my favorite things about working in New England pseudobureaucracy is that sometimes businesses are so old that their paperwork is some shit we've never seen before in our lives and we call them up and go what IS this? And they, like 50% of the time, go "I don't knowwww 🥺"
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Wayne Mondok (Canadian, b.1961)
"Yellow Light," n.d.
Acrylic on canvas
20 x 16 in
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Best known for planting that wheat field in Manhattan, Agnes Denes made a lot of novel map projections, in her words "...working with a paradox, defining the elusive, visualizing the invisible, communicating the incommunicable..."
Unless they're for an actual purpose (so, effectively zero cats, sadly, no dog sports, effectively no terriers) and bred exclusively by teams of at least 2 state scientists, 1 psychoanalyst, and 3 philosophers. Sorry dog nerds, you/we persistently failed. No mas.
