they/them | 24 | guy of all time

Joined May 2020
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gay little monkey in the apple store #ntbts
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webseries matt is like the boy I would pick to have a crush on when girls would ask who I liked in school
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1k likes on twitter is nice enough but on Tumblr you get remarks like this and that's irreplaceable
gay little monkey in the apple store #ntbts
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Gonna write Peanuts 2 where jay gets with a different girl who then goads him into getting in a fight with matt when matt finds out, while she just sits there and watches, and gets off to it. Fujoshi peanuts
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This is not at all based off a dream I had where I was fucking webseries jay. I arrived at it independently
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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George Takei. George Takei if you’re seeing this I need you to hold on we can’t let Him be the last one standing
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guy who's potential as an artist is stymied by his insane flatmate be like hmmmmmmm let me not forget my Loud Green Shirt
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is this a cornplate. is this is like. hmmmm i never noticed this cornplate in this movie looks like this cornplate in this tv show
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when you have a friend (at the park)
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why doesnt the hamster looking one just kill the little one? is he stupid?
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have a magical monday guys
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drawing the worst birds of 2008
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Was talking to mother over the phone about you can see everything and described Nathan Fielder to her as a Canadian Louis theroux but now I'm worried that's an inaccurate description
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web mattjay
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never come down deluxe needs to come out asap these jayniacs are getting boreddd
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“What was your biggest impact on the internet?" selfshipping so hard i got put in the show
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" frankly i dont know. probably dirk dinkum or wario gets paid. i like to think itll be usurped by something bigger some day
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Thinking about biosphere again. What a fucking mad film. Mark duplass sterling k brown mpreg yaoi made during lockdown and nobody knows about it. They put cocaine in the water with that movie
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One of the most important images of all time
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