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BitterApplesauce

@bitterclinger4e

Quid est veritas? It's worth fighting for. Christian, predestined to disappoint, against tyranny

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Joined January 2015
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Just got off the phone with my secretary, but she already knew she would have a place at my table. Doesnt take much to feed a size 2 anyhow.
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This is a joke guys. Shes on her own
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I dont have a secretary.
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That dude’s name was Bob
Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) profile pictureAelfred The Great
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“They got married the next year and ended their wedding by jumping into a pool together.” Ended it, huh
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Juice aint worth the squeeze
Tiger Durden (@RummaTumTums) profile pictureTiger Durden
@RummaTumTumsOct 29
People don't realize that an owl is almost entirely feathers
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Juice aint worth the squeeze
Tiger Durden (@RummaTumTums) profile pictureTiger Durden
@RummaTumTumsOct 29
People don't realize that an owl is almost entirely feathers
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Throw that fat lady in while you scream “archimedes, bitches”
⚡︎ | MindSpark (@Mindsparkx__) profile picture⚡︎ | MindSpark
@Mindsparkx__Oct 28
If you get this , your logical thinking is just outstanding.. Can you 🤔..
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hoosiertoo@hoosiertooOct 28
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Most of mine are old, tough, and stringy. The younger libs are a little gamey.
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If youre just starting now it may already be too late
Alex (@sanpellyenjoyer) profile pictureAlex
@sanpellyenjoyerOct 27
Just spoke to an insider Start killing and eating your neighbors
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Duh-fault
Axios (@axios) profile pictureAxios
@axiosOct 27
.@PhillyMayor Cherelle Parker tells @EmilyRPeck that the city hopes to launch its historic mortgage program “before the end of 2026.” “Imagine getting a mortgage, a 30-year commitment, with no PMI,” Parker said, and accessible “with less-than-perfect credit.” #AxiosLive
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Howling Coon@Smokerscough3Oct 27
I don't think it was, mate
Khan Fatima (@Khan_Fatimaa1) profile pictureKhan Fatima
@Khan_Fatimaa1Oct 27
🚨BREAKING: A mosque has been BURNED TO THE GROUND in Victoria, Texas!
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This is not a recent event. The Victoria Islamic Center was burned down on January 28 2017 in an arson attack ruled a hate crime. Marq Perez was convicted and sentenced to nearly 25 years. The mosque was rebuilt and reopened in 2018. No new fire has been reported. crossroadstoday.com/news/local-new… justice.gov/archives/opa/p…
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Tax policy is driving these changes. Look at Allegheny’s neighbors; guess which one has the lowest aggregate taxes.
Mark Davin Harris (@markdharris) profile pictureMark Davin Harris
@markdharrisOct 27
Interesting IRS data out today. Allegheny County continues to shrink. PA as a whole continues to lose people and money to other states. I was surprised that there is some rural growth going on which I did not expect.
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Beaver, the adjacent county with the least growth is the one with the worst local taxes.
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If GM sneezes no one even knows because its a subsidiary of the US government
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 27
JUST IN: General Motors to leave the New York Stock Exchange after 115 years.
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TSilkies@SharkurricaneOct 27
Ben and William at the 4th brothel of the day:
1776 Live (@250YearsAgoLive) profile picture1776 Live
@250YearsAgoLiveOct 26
Benjamin Franklin is dispatched to France as a commissioner for the United States. He takes with him his 16-year-old grandson, William Temple Franklin.
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“Dad, why do they get to have such cool names?” Quit your complaining, MiG-15
Rusty (@LieutenantRusty) profile pictureRusty
@LieutenantRustyOct 27
"I'd like you to meet my children: Intruder, Vigilante, and Demon."
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I too am not a pretentious a-hole
Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) profile pictureAmy Curtis
@RantyAmyCurtisOct 26
Just stating for the record that I like the Cheesecake Factory.
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Aelfred The Great (@aelfred_D) profile picture
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Unc as cozy as a dog in front of a fire
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 26
Man goes viral after EMS came to his aid.
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Why’d they burn the hell out of these mega fritters just to then cut them up
Bob Johnson (@realBob_Johnson) profile pictureBob Johnson
@realBob_JohnsonOct 26
Do people look at this and say yum? Dark ass gutter oil garbage.
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Dude killed it as Kruschev at the battle of Stalingrad
All The Right Movies (@ATRightMovies) profile pictureAll The Right Movies
@ATRightMoviesOct 26
Without saying Super Mario Bros name a great BOB HOSKINS role...
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