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brandon

@blaath

gokies 1995

 Charlotte, NC
Joined January 2012
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@oc3ansluutNov 5
why are your balls in My court
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pea@postingtimeJul 31
waiter… more gentle light to dapple my beloved dining companion, please
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Amber@bloodberry_tartJul 24
Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one
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gwen howerton (@kissphoria) profile picturegwen howerton@kissphoriaJul 2
i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens
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Rodger Sherman@rodgerJun 29
if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team
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@suryamidhaJun 21
roulette is basically free money if you know how to play properly. if it’s red a bunch of times in a row you know it has to be black next. also it’s always black.
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THIS FIRES ME UP , THIS MAKES ME FEEL FUCKING EXCITED !!!!
Antidepressant Content (@depressionlesss) profile pictureAntidepressant Content
@depressionlesssJun 7
This is a Crab Riding a Jellyfish
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My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served
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getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet
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guy who's always figured it out: "idk if i'm gonna figure it out this time"
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You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire
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The reason my memory is totally fucked and I'm stupid as hell is because my brain has to save the RAM so it can perfectly recreate the interior of my ex girlfriend's car from seven years ago for really shitty dreams
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my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
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I’d only consider joining the military if they let me become the armored flamethrower guy who explodes when shot from behind
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basil@blis5fulJan 18
for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play
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Damn
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πŸ’½@gum_mp317 Oct 2025
Oaxacan Old Fashioned. He feels like he’s drowning. Miller highlife in the dirt of course he’s chasing it. IPAs suck kill yourself. And Bang French 75 inside corner. You’re out. you were always out you’ve been out since the day you were born
πŸ’½ (@gum_mp3) profile pictureπŸ’½@gum_mp317 Oct 2025
guy next to me at the bar is trying to order a more pretentious drink than me but I’m not having it
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I'm obsessed with this "know your rights" girl on tiktok
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