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Blaise

@blaiseseltzer

gay but not practicing 🙏🏼 they/them 🇮🇹🇵🇷♐️🥄

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Joined February 2012
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Elmo threw the first rock at Stonewall and that rock was Rocco
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In my family, “the Tonys” is what we call a group of uncles playing dominoes
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Let in that doggie!
Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) profile pictureNature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE18 Apr 2025
Only in Florida 😂😂
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Just One Of The Many Traps You Will Encounter If You Dare Ascend My Tower!
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@sciencegirl10 Dec 2024
Reducing the width of a stairwell xitter.gq/visualfeastwang/status…
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man i hate checking my emails
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lesbian boyfriend coded
erin 🍑 (@maizie_star) profile pictureerin 🍑@maizie_star12 Dec 2024
one time recently i said i wanted to make our house smell good and my boyfriend said “okay i’ll do some research”
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j@dykeseyah26 Nov 2024
this fucking dyke
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two BEST friends! 😘
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one time i was crying in the womens bathroom at an ihop in ohio (red state) and another woman came out of the stall while i was crying and asked if i was ok and if i needed to talk about it and i told her i was ok and she said "you are beautiful" and then walked out
Nancy Mace (@NancyMace) profile pictureNancy Mace
@NancyMace20 Nov 2024
We dare you.
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hmm.. better lock in tomorrow and fix everything and do everything
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My husband just walked in the bedroom and said “love of my life look alike contest… you already won” lmfao
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you can belong anywhere by simply taking on the archetype of a grateful guest
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I miss when John Fetterman was reporting from his bunker. Simpler times.
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BREAKING: New York has passed #Prop1! New Yorkers used their vote to permanently protect abortion statewide, and showed up for LGBTQ, immigrant, and disabled New Yorkers by approving the most progressive and comprehensive state Equal Rights Amendment in the country.
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In a good way, right??
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t 🪺🫧🦔 (@lilcutieorange) profile picturet 🪺🫧🦔@lilcutieorange12 Oct 2024
u can tell when a person did the announcements in high school
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Queers trying to watch Agatha with no prior understanding of The Universe
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me when I like someone and wanna continue the convo
twilla (@girlsyearning) profile picturetwilla@girlsyearning30 Sep 2024
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