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Nashville/Muscle Shoals
Joined February 2009
Pin this as my own. – at Nashville, TN
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Just ordered a 64 ounce cup of Cane’s sauce so I can sit in my car and do content.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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“Cheesecake Factory” was a joke about interior design. This is a joke about how poor you are. See!
Trump's affordability message: "You could even come to Mar-a-Lago. You'll be my guest. The problem is that for $5,000 the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that! No, don't go there. It's not a good place if you're price conscious."
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They’d been waiting for this.
After 28 studio albums, countless genre experiments, and more than 15 years together, King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard have finally landed a hit on the Billboard Hot 100. The Australian psych-rockers made their chart debut with "Flower in a Hurricane," a collaboration with Justice, Tame Impala, and SZA featured in Grand Theft Auto VI. consequence.net/2026/10/king…
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I will be tuning into the Turning Point USA Halftime Show because I want to see an American!!!!!!!!!
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Blake Ells retweeted
Pat McAfee saw this video and insinuated that the university was trying to stoke an assassination attempt against him
BTW, this is the video the University of Utah put out that Pat took offense to. Holy Charmin soft...
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We got the NFL, MLB and NBA on the TV! Big night for us guys! If you have a wedding later I’m NOT COMING!
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Whataburger.
What do you think Jerry Jones and Troy Aikman are talking about?
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Our team has a rare nationally televised primetime game tonight.
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So like…you’re saying you got the joke, right?
Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"
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Well at least I still don’t have to learn how to make a caron on the Apple keyboard.
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I’ll tell you what’s spooooooooooky is these dang gas prices!!
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AJ Hawk stands up now too??????
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Conventional wisdom says never count out The Tide. I simply won’t do it, Al dot com!
Conventional wisdom says 9-3 teams don’t make the 12-team College Football Playoff. Well, at least they haven’t for the past two seasons. But this year, could that change?
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I wish there was a safe space where I could tell content creators very stupid things about them that annoy me but that aren’t total dealbreakers. Like I don’t want to hurt their feelings, I just wish they’d fix the thing.
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Man I just watched Steve Harvey’s wife walk out a cake to celebrate his 1000th episode of Family Feud. It pays off every night, but it for sure did tonight. Goat.
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I was having lunch today with my family and my brother in law and dad were talking about things to watch. I was like, “If ain’t Family Feud, I don’t care much.” Vindicated.
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Only one man to call for this kind of thing: Apache. Apache is a matchup handicapper and he is the only one that answers his line 567-PICK.
Ole Miss is a double-digit favorite over Auburn in Saturday's game in Oxford, and that's a rarity. The Rebels, favored by 11½ points this time, were a double-digit favorite in 2022, but not many times before that, so says an Internet search, which couldn't find another time, and claims to know everything. Anyway, Auburn was favored over Ole Miss 36 times in the last 47 meetings. Auburn is 2-5 against the line this season. Ole Miss is 5-2.
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