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Matt Blankman

@blankemon

Let me say this about that. IG: blankemon

 Port Washington, NY
Joined March 2009
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I'd like to again point out that it sounds like Brenda Lee sings "later we'll have some fuckin' pie" in "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
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Similarish@similarish_1h
#TheSims #Similarish #Smustle #Smiirl #BTS #SmallBusiness #BehindTheScenes
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derek@derpo377Oct 2
wow talk about a huge coincidence
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soapy hadid@soapyhadidOct 1
She wants to see Digger
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@TMZOct 1
Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections tmz.me/4hiTkek
Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections

Christa Pike Still Alive After 2 Lethal Injections

Christa Pike is still alive after 2 attempted lethal injections in Tennessee.

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Jim Geraghty
@jimgeraghtySep 21
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Politics Global (@PolitlcsGlobal) profile picturePolitics Global
@PolitlcsGlobalSep 20
🚨🇩🇪 NEW: Germany’s AfD and Italy’s Future Nationale have announced a new right wing partnership The parties joined forces at a rally in Orvieto, calling for greater unity among Europe’s nationalist factions [@telegraph]
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Bill Ryan@faceuh8Aug 18
Among others, W.C. Fields and The Marx Bros. and Abbott & Costello and perhaps especially Laurel & Hardy are still hilarious.
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@memeticsisyphusAug 18
Comedy doesn’t hold up. Its shelf life is incredibly short.
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Bill Ryan@faceuh8Aug 14
Gaaaaah!
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Baseball Cards
@baseball_cardsAug 6
Aaron Judge gets it. Notice how he keeps looking up to be in the discussion. He’s not going through the motions, obligated. He’s paying attention and making that person’a experience real. He interacts, smiles, talks. Love or hate the Yankees, disliking Aaron Judge is nonsense. I was born at Mass General. I have Red Sox blood. Aaron Judge is great.
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@YankeesAug 5
What it's all about 💙 @TheJudge44 had the opportunity to meet Yankees Superfan Sarah before tonight's game!
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Bilge Ebiri
@BilgeEbiriJul 29
People assume that deep knowledge of a source text is a great advantage when trying to assess its film adaptation. I’d argue it’s often a disadvantage, because you’re unable to see the movie for what it is. This actually happened to me years ago with Scorsese’s THE AGE OF INNOCENCE, which I really didn’t like when it first came out. (I love it now.)
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Bill Ryan@faceuh8Jul 24
I think Superman would be suspicious that Lex Luthor was offering him candy.
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@messedupfoodsJul 24
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Jessy Han@hjessy_Jul 17
do we think Grover Cleveland was this much of a bitch about the 1888 presidential election
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Jared Gilman@realJaredGilmanJul 17
“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist
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i cant believe this
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Andrew Caplan@AJCaplanJun 27
Mr. Met is out of control!
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@HoffWFANJun 26
This... This is "The Mets"
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Adam Weinrib@AdamWeinribJun 16
Every Victor Wembanyama article before the finals was “He’s an erudite master - part Monet, part Magic Johnson” and every article defending him after his Finals performance is “He did it by accident, you see, he’s just a baby and he’s also dumb”
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katie honan@katie_honanJun 15
Wow so he’s always been like this
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@SpursCulture30 Mar 2024
Wemby wasn't gonna let Jalen Brunson have his 61 point game ball😭😭
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Mumble@SoraismysonJun 11
wemby said "I am in your head" then missed two free throws and sprawled out on that court lookin like the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
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Knicks Memes
@KnicksMemesJun 11
If it's a boy, we name him OG Anunoby If it's a girl, we name her OG Anunoby The dog's new name is OG Anunoby
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robert franco@responsiblerobJun 10
this video is like in the top 5 of things i've seen this year
MY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮 (@ctreid89) profile pictureMY NAME IS MY NAME 🇺🇸🪮
@ctreid89Apr 24
Kevin Garnett on how NBA refs used to officiate… you can hear the difference.
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Brett Hanfling
@Brett_HanflingJun 11
Hang it in the louvre.
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Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvaisJun 11
If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?
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