Farmer, local food wholesale distributor & general harbinger of doom. Likes rugby but blessed with low expectations!

The most brute & beastly shire
Joined October 2012
Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
The wolves aren't the headline story here.
JUST IN: Wolves are reportedly roaming into Finnish villages after Google cleared over 56 million square feet of forest for AI data centers.
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Furthermore. A deep dive into what @RupertLowe10 saidโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค”
A thread on @RupertLowe10 โ€˜s take on ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง farming. He identifies plenty of problems with ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ag but โ€œsomehowโ€ overlooks Brexit, the loss of CAP, new trade barriers, uneven playing fields, and Tory responsibility for transition to SFI. Letโ€™s examine what he says / doesnโ€™t sayโ€ฆ
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
So I'm not the only one....
We are almost at the stage where all new cars are SO crap, it's better to buy something a few years old, of the previous generation. Square, soulless blocks of metal, plastic leather, tinny interiors. Cheap, digital dashboards instead of Swiss watch dials. I'm looking at you, Audi, BMW, Mercedes, VW. No excuse for producing this dross.
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
I do challenge the advice about stockpiling Sauvignon blanc. Surely better to stockpile a red - because if the power goes down, the white would be room temperature, which would be simply ghastly.
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This message is a psychological attack on farmers who still believe in the social utility of food production. Feeding the world was, and remains, the virtuous path
Obsession with โ€œtidyโ€ farming is a threat to wildlife - yet many farmers see โ€œtidinessโ€ as a core virtue and disparage others who leave their hedges/margins/fields etc look โ€œunkemptโ€. We need to change our thinking.
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
The UK is way past this so called โ€˜benchmarkโ€™ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Heartbreaking. Terrible news.
Replying to @andyburnham
@andyburnham @biztradegovuk @UKParliament @SkyNews @BBCEmmaSimpson Unfortunately we have lost another subpostmaster without full & fair redress. Devastated. The stress of fighting & fighting & getting nowhere takes its toll on the body. RIP Heather xxx
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
โ€œThe effects of the family farm tax means we will lose the farm. We are the smallest farm locally. But we have an inheritance tax liability of ยฃ600,000. Thatโ€™s unsustainable for us.โ€
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
In 1956 the British Empire collapsed. The US took over as global hegemon. What happened? The Pound had lost its reserve currency status. Too much debt collapsed the tower. The US is copying every single mistake that led to the British downfall. Watch!
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
London became a place where everybody else's money could escape everybody else's rules. Some of that business was completely legitimate, some of it was tax arbitrage, some of it was tax evasion, and some of it was money laundering.
A lot of "British financial power" was really just Wall Street operating in a different time zone.
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
The UK cut or restrict farmers access to biodiversity net gain PFPG, the world's awash with natural capital fees, duties, tax revenues that evaporate at the farm gate unless your Big Land plc. BNG steadily diminishes and Global meetings don't seem to be able to join the dots.
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Maybe importers can just wait a few months more - or a year - for all that โ€œcheap, ample wheatโ€ locked in Russia & Ukraine ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ?
CBOT #wheat is back to July levels. So the Black Sea export disruption is over? No. Shipments are still running at roughly half normal levels. Maritime ceasefire coming? Doesnโ€™t look like it. Maybe importers can just wait a few months more - or a year - for all that โ€œcheap, ample wheatโ€ locked in Russia and Ukraine. Sure. Letโ€™s just stop eating bread until 2028. Whatโ€™s wrong with this market, folks? Our take: sizov.report/?utm_source=twiโ€ฆ #blacksea #oatt #sizovreport
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
๐ŸŒฝUSDA just admitted a processing error in its September corn estimates and retroactively revised U.S. production up by 28 million bushels. The error affected Kansas, Nebraska and national figures. USDA says its controversial October estimates remain unchanged.
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The UK curve just Lafferedโ€ฆ
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
A government that claims the right to empty a citizenโ€™s bank account over a debt of a few hundred pounds, potentially leaving them unable to pay their rent, has lost sight of the proper limits of its authority. Property is not a concession of the state. Nor should the security of ordinary life be sacrificed to the insatiable demands of the Treasury. Authoritarian rubbish!
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: John Healey will announce at the Budget that HMRC will be given powers to seize money directly from the bank accounts of people who fail to pay their tax
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The best tank of the Korean War was British, and most Americans have never heard of it: the Centurion. When people think of tanks in Korea, they picture the North Korean T-34s rolling south in June 1950, or the American Shermans and Pershings that stopped them. Those tanks fought the famous battles of the war's first year. But by early 1951, the North Korean tank force had been mostly destroyed. The war turned into something else. Hills. Trenches. Bunkers. Mud and frozen ridgelines. The tank that fit that war best came from Britain. The Centurion was designed in the last years of WW2 to beat the German Panther and Tiger. The first prototypes reached Europe in May 1945, just days after Germany surrendered. It never fired a shot in that war. By 1950, the version heading to Korea carried a powerful 20-pounder gun. It also had a stabilizer that helped the gunner stay on target, rare at the time. Thick, sloped armor. Big, heavy, and built to keep going. In November 1950, the 8th King's Royal Irish Hussars arrived in Korea with their Centurions. The terrain looked like the last place anyone should use a 50-ton tank. Then came April 1951. The Battle of the Imjin River. A huge Chinese offensive smashed into the British 29th Brigade. Over three days, the Gloucestershire Regiment was surrounded and nearly wiped out. The rest of the brigade had to fight its way out through a narrow valley swarming with Chinese troops. The Centurions covered the retreat. They drove back and forth along the escape route, firing into Chinese positions at close range. Infantrymen climbed onto their hulls and clung to anything they could grab as the tanks pushed through. Chinese soldiers tried to climb aboard to drop grenades inside. Tank commanders shot them off each other's tanks with machine guns. The Hussars lost several Centurions. But they helped get hundreds of men out who otherwise might never have made it. Then the war settled into stalemate, and the Centurion found its true calling. Crews drove them up steep hills that nobody believed a tank could climb. Once on top, they dug in and became armored artillery. From high ground, the long, accurate 20-pounder could pick off Chinese bunkers and firing slits from long range. Enemy shells often bounced off. Soldiers on other tanks watched in disbelief as the Centurions crawled up ridgelines like mountain goats. And the story only got bigger after Korea. In 1953, Australia parked a Centurion close to an atomic bomb test in the outback to see what would happen. The blast scorched it, blew off parts, and pushed it backward. Afterward, the crew started it up and drove it away. That same tank later served in Vietnam, took a hit from an RPG, and survived that too. Israel bought hundreds of Centurions, upgraded them, and used them in the 1967 and 1973 wars. In 1973, on the Golan Heights, a small force of Israeli Centurions held off a massive Syrian tank assault in one of the most famous armored battles in history. India used Centurions to smash Pakistani Pattons in 1965. More than 4,000 were built. Some versions stayed in service well into the 21st century. The tank designed to beat Hitler never got its chance. Instead it climbed the hills of Korea, survived an atomic bomb, and served in more wars than almost any tank ever made.
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Q. How many Sociopaths did it take to create the Asset Protection Scheme & destroy & asset strip hundreds of thousands of SMEs, to fill hundreds of billions of bank balance sheet black holes...? How many of those sociopaths now lead the UK Regulators, work it out...
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
That's funny because at my last strategy meeting with my accountant, they informed me I must use HMRC-recognised Making Tax Digital compatible software, creating an oligopoly for firms like Xero. I must now also report my company's income every three months rather than once a year, as well as a final report at year end. So I now have to pay for a Xero subscription. And pay my accountant more for the increased submissions. And fuck about with reconciling every three months, rather than once a year. For HMRC to end up with the same amount of income from me as before. Fuck off. Just fuck off. Fuck off all the way back to Yorkshire, then fuck off some more.
British firms are fed up with pointless paperwork and form-filling. Today we are cutting unnecessary bureaucracy, reducing costs and giving businesses the breathing space they need to invest, innovate and create good jobs.
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Iโ€™m assuming this works on the proviso that HMRC are never wrong - which isnโ€™t rightโ€ฆ
๐Ÿšจ BREAKING: John Healey will announce at the Budget that HMRC will be given powers to seize money directly from the bank accounts of people who fail to pay their tax
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Paul Davey ๐Ÿšœ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš›๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‰ retweeted
Perhaps the government could prepare the population to be more resilient by not attempting to micromanage every aspect of our fucking lives - from how many sausages we should eat to not being able to see a cigarette packet in a shop
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