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Quotes or random funny stuff overheard at the Blend office in any given day.

Sioux Falls, SD
Joined April 2008
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"You can stage my bowl" @laurhieb to @AshleyBott94
"Have I showed you my magical shoe tying trick?" - @Nhawdge
"I don't know why, but my hands smell like skin." - @Nhawdge
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"I mean, the way you torture us doesn't leave bruises either." @funnybob to @Nhawdge
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"If you have a dollar and lay that dollar on another dollar do you only have 1 dollar?" - Chase
"I would love to have an underground bunker." - @JessHutch1
"woaaaa we still blend quote?" - @ChrisJWahl
I was really scared, then I saw I was on the breakfast menu - @ChrisJWahl
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At first you were afraid? Were you also petrified? - @Nhawdge
"I would be the assistant to the janitor with the cat" - @ChrisJWahl when asked which Harry Potter house he would belong to.
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"It tasted kind of like what I image denim tasting like" - Jack Donovan
"I wish ducks had more uses." @Nhawdge
I would sell you a hot dog in a banana peel for the right price. @jacksonmurtha
"It's just like a really active log" @Nhawdge discussing how a living gummy worm would act in a gummy world.
"It can't be terrible with a baby Ninja." @Nhawdge
"Usually I can't hear it, but she was singing it, and I could hear it." - @ChrisJWahl in reference to the music
"I can't remember the last time I bathed" - @jacksonmurtha
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"So, when you're near a robot time gets slower?" -- John
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This tastes like sad. (Opens a Diet Coke) - @ChrisJWahl
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"That's a lotta money to watch dudes pedal." @nhawdge to Jack about a Tour de France subscription.