Remember that 90s Helgas ad where some guy on a plane was really smug about his sandwich? Everyone in that ad was a monster. He/him.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined September 2010
What is it with dudes
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I played this and it was wonderfully silly and fun!!
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Hey this is out now!!!! Don’t you wanna be a frog riding your scooter around in the Wild West and solving mysteries?
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Current life goal: open a bowling alley so that I can hire @jaytholen to make the graphics that play after you bowl a spare
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a bosom for a pillow.
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thinking about forgetting how to read so i can live my damn life
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Did you know there's an app that actually tells you which of your neighbors is racist? 👀 It's called Nextdoor. – at San Francisco, CA
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"I don’t think decisions should be made in order to please homophobic people. Progress isn’t made by making sure shitheads remain comfortable." Amen.
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This may be the greatest thing I've ever seen
📢📢📢 NEW MUSIC VIDEO FOR SCRAM!! CHECK IT OUT!! MADE BY @TEENAGESTEPDAD !!! 📢📢📢 youtu.be/pUXYKeIN_gE
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Not bad to wake up to another day of isolation and discover that your favourite record label is putting on an online gig with all your favourite bands RIGHT NOW
Very very excited for tonight! All live from our Instagram (@specialistsubject) from 7:55pm quarantunes.crd.co
I read this and it was extremely good and fun!
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Whoa, some cool new friends have started appearing at yourpokemonfor.today/ !!!!
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Pat McKenna retweeted
Take the top 3 artists on your Spotify year in review thing and go BUY THE ALBUM
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would recommend
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Pat McKenna retweeted
soylent green is peepee
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Still bewildered that the hard-to-obtain resource central to the plot of the decades-in-development very expensive film Avatar had the extremely first-draft name UNOBTAINIUM
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